RECEPTIONIST: Good morning. Dynamic Progressive Systems.
早上好，这里是 “活力前进系统”公司，请不要挂机
Please hold.
这不是小事，百分之五不是小数目
It's not a small thing. 5% is a lot.
If you've managed a household with kids and stuff... 5% is a lot.
如果要维持家庭开销、养孩子
百分之五不是小数目
听着，丹，我们私下谈
You know what, Dan? Just walk with me.
No. I don't care if everyone hears us.
不，我不介意被大家听到
You really wanna do this here? You do?
你真的想在这里谈？是吗？
我实在不想这样，查克
I don't wanna be doing it at all, Chuck.
It's just that we had terms, and now you're changing those terms again.
不过我有雇佣合同 而你现在又一次要更改其中的条款
We are restructuring the department salaries.
我们是在改革整个部门的薪资
这非常关键，这是大势所趋
That's just the bottom line. That's the way it is.
I know it's not what you want to hear.
我知道这不合你的意
Dan, just walk with me.
丹，我们私下谈
真是烦人
A little annoying. What?
什么？
It's just a little annoying.
就是有点烦人
“我们私下谈”，你总这么说
"Walk with me." You say that a lot.
你的言语挺招人烦的
It's stuff like that you say, you know.
怪不得布莱恩彼得斯 在你的停车位上写着“你是个王八蛋”
That's why Brian Peters wrote "You're an asshole"
on your parking curb thing.
What the fuck, Dan?
你瞎说什么，丹？
I'm sorry.
抱歉
Do you really wanna challenge me in public, Dan?
你真的要在公开场合挑衅我吗，丹？
这是我业绩最好的一年
This was my best year.
就算我是王八蛋，丹 因为我必须做出决策来保持公司的强大
I am an asshole, Dan, because I have to make
decisions to keep the company strong.
你要靠公司才能养家糊口 老实说，你是可以被替代的
You make a living from this company.
You're replaceable, frankly.
就算你走了 “活力”公司照样运转
If you were to leave, Dynamic would continue.
别贬低本公司的重要性
So, don't minimize my company's interests.
Now, if you would please, as I said before, walk with me.
如果你能按我刚才说的，和我私下谈
We can discuss this in my office.
我们可以去办公室谈
查克，就算你曾经…
Chuck, just because you caught me...
在公司的拓展训练中…
which is, granted, a pretty big feat...
接住了我，没让我摔倒
in a trust fall at the company retreat...
which you make us all go to...
不过我们都是被迫参加的
我不喜欢，而且，这里的人都不喜欢
and that I don't like, by the way, that nobody here really likes.
没人喜欢，对吗，拉塞尔？
Nobody does. Right, Russell?
我喜欢
I like them. Russell is a team player.
拉塞尔擅长团队合作
拉塞尔是被奴化了
DAN: Russell is a beaten-down dog.
你太负面了
You're Mr. Negative.
你自己也减薪了吗？
Are you making less?
I'm a sales manager, Dan.
我是销售经理，丹
如果你想多拿钱 不如自己创业开公司
You want a bigger slice of the pie, start your own company.
我倒是想过
Oh, I've been thinking about it.
每个人都想过
Everybody thinks about it...
别人创业实干，自给自足
but don't bitch when the people who actually do it...
你却在这里自怨自艾
pay themselves what they deserve.
我花了两天时间 四处奔波，为你准备一单生意
I have been in airports for two days, preparing a deal for you.
I came in here just to get a bagel,
我进来不过是想拿个面包圈 因为我从周二就没吃过饭了
because I haven't had a meal since Tuesday.
而你却在此时告诉我 我这一年的薪水要减掉百分之五？
And then, you tell me I'm gonna have to take 5% less this year?
我不想要新条款，查克 我想要能经常陪我的孩子
I don't want new terms, Chuck.
I want to be able to see my kids sometimes.
又拿孩子说事
The old "kid" card.
(LAUGHS) Strong.
你真行
那我就创业了
I'm gonna do it.
真的吗？
Really?
You're gonna go up against me and Dynamic?
你想和我以及“活力”公司竞争？
Yeah. I will see you in the field. You should look for me.
是的，我们生意场上见 你应该小心点
因为我将是这个行业的领军人物
Because I'll be the guy in first who's happy.
你跟我竞争 还不如跟着我干，丹
I think you're better off for me than against me, Dan.
对于如何做这份工作 我有我自己的见解
Well, I actually have my own ideas on how to do this job.
It doesn't involve any of that "trust fall" shit.
让狗屁拓展训练见鬼去吧
好吧，走着瞧
Okay. Game on.
走着瞧
Game on.
对了，你们谁想和我一起？
By the way, anyone here wanna join me?
这里可是人才济济
There's a lot of great people here.
怎么样？来吧
How about it? Come on.
谁想和我一起创业？
Any of you guys wanna build a total starship with me?
创业？
"Starship"?
是的，我临时起意
Yeah, I'm just riffing, here.
I wasn't planning on founding my own company here today...
我今天本来没打算创业开公司
but if anyone wants to play a key role...
但如果谁想在一家经营有道的
新矿产销售公司里担任重要职位
in a new mineral sales company that does it the right way...
then walk through that door with me,
就和我一起走出那扇门 因为我能给你提供这样的职位
because there is a place for you.
伙计们!
Guys!
二位!
Men!
We're doing this.
我们要创业了
Doing what?
创什么业？
Boarding the starship. Starting this new adventure together.
一起创业，开始新的征程
我不过是来取车的
Uh, I'm just walking to my car.
Because I just got let go...
我刚刚被解雇
因为年龄的关系
because of some mandatory age limit.
哦
Oh.
你还想工作吗？
Do you still wanna work?
我才67岁，当然想!
Well, I'm just 67. Yeah!
我还没到寿终正寝的时候
I'm not the Crypt Keeper.
好啊，太棒了!和我一起工作吧
All right, great! Come work with me.
- 我们会打败这些人的 - 没错!
We'll drop these guys. Yeah!
我们会打败这些胆小鬼的
Let's drop these pussies!
没错!
Right!
看看我们，我们站在这里 已经产生共鸣了
Look at us. We're standing here.
We're synergizing already.
我很兴奋，谢谢你
I'm excited. Thank you.
你呢，小伙子？
How about you, young buck, huh?
Are you starshipping with us? Yeah.
- 你要和我们一起创业吗？ - 是啊
你在“活力”公司是什么职位？
What did you do at Dynamic?
Uh... Um... No. I don't work there.
我没在这里工作
你刚从公司走出来啊
You just walked out of there.
我是来面试的
Well, I interviewed.
但你还抱着盒子，里面装着办公用品
But you got a box with office belongings.
我带它来面试以显示信心
Yeah. I brought it to the interview to show confidence.
你有销售经验吗？
Do you have any sales experience?
有
Yes, I do.
- 很好 - Foot Locker
Great. Foot Locker.
为什么离职？
And reasons for leaving?
我不喜欢脚
I don't like feet.
但我喜欢人
But I do like people.
我擅长和人打交道，这是真的
I'm good with people. It's for real, it's true.
- 你工作努力吗？ - 是的
Do you work hard? Yeah.
Like, what's "hard"?
有多努力？
(STAMMERING) The hardest.
我是最努力的
Don't just say it because you think I want to hear it.
不要为了取悦我而这么说
No, it's true. Whatever you need.
不，这是真的，我会赴汤蹈火
好吧
All right.
If you're willing to try, I'll turn you into an animal.
如果你想试试，我会把你变成销售狂人
Hop in. Come on, young buck, we're doing it.
上车吧，年轻人，我们一起努力
- 我愿意! - 我们走
I'm willing! Let's go.
好了
All right.
Let's hit Dunkin' Donuts, and we'll launch this thing.
我们到“唐恩都乐”快餐店 举行个开业仪式
“唐恩都乐”快餐店
一年之后
好的
Good.
我知道我们过去没什么业绩
I know we've had a little dry spell...
但我很自豪地宣布我们的生意来了
but I'm proud to announce that we got this deal.
比尔说：“飞过来，我们敲定这笔交易”
Bill said, "Fly up, let's shake hands."
靠，太好了!
Fuck, yes!
(LAUGHING)
哦，抱歉
Oh, excuse me.
抱歉我说了“靠”
I'm sorry about the "fuck."
我也要出差吗？
I get to go on a trip?
Yeah.
是的
Overnight?
过夜吗？
Is this your first business trip, Mike?
这是你第一次出差吗，迈克？
是的
Yeah.
你在Foot Locker任职时没出过差？
You didn't have any Foot Locker business trips?
没有，顾客都是自己到店里来
No. They would all just come to me.
Yeah. All right, we're going on a trip.
好吧，我们要出差了
会像传说中的那样吗？
Will things happen?
比如，遇艳？
Like, explers?
“遇艳”？
"Explers"? Yeah.
是的
Can you use it in a sentence?
你能造个句吗？
"We're gonna go on a business trip and have explers."
“我们要去出差，顺便搞遇艳”
"Exploits"?
“艳遇”？
Exploits.
艳遇
没机会搞艳遇，正常的往返差旅
No, there won't be any exploits. Just up and back.
我是有家有室的人
I got too much stuff at home.
等我们做成这笔生意，你可以搞艳遇
You can have them, after we close the deal.
Is it just us going up there, or are they bringing up a fluffer?
去的只有我们一家 还是说有别的陪客？
只有我们
Just us, free and clear. What's a "fluffer"?
什么是“陪客”？
如果一家公司想和朋友或熟人 做成一单双赢的生意
When a company wants to do a sweetheart deal
with a friend or something...
他们通常会从头到尾 假装也在和另一家公司谈判
they generally pretend to negotiate
with another company, right to the end.
让交易看起来更公正
Just to make it look legit.
这次只有我们
Well, this one's all ours.
来吧
Come on.
明天，我们要出差了
Tomorrow, we are going on a business trip.
祝我们马到成功
Let's go close this thing.
加油，丹
Go get them, Dan.
I feel good about this one. You got a strong number set.
我预感这次你们能成 你们的报价很有竞争力
非常感谢，唐
I appreciate that, Don.
从我们创业开始，你就一直在这里
You've been here since the beginning.
等做成这单生意 我们会弄一间像样的办公室
After we close this, we're gonna get an actual office.
Hey, Paul, we need to talk.
嘿，保罗，我们需要谈谈
I'm headed off to Portland.
我要去波特兰了
Oh, I'm sorry.
哦，抱歉
我没想突然闯进来，你还好吗？
I didn't mean to surprise you. Everything all right?
- 我忙着呢 - 没关系
I'm doing stuff. That's cool.
听着，“忙”是很自然的
Lookit, "doing stuff" is natural.
- 爸爸 - 我也曾经很“忙”
Dad... I used to "do stuff."
我曾经每天要“忙”三次 直到现在有时还会“忙”
I used to "do stuff" three times a day. And I still "do stuff."
爸爸
(SOFTLY) Dad. I don't "do stuff" as much as I used to...
不过现在没有以前那么“忙”了
(LAUGHS)
因为我现在还有其他事
because now I'm tired from doing other stuff.
但这没有错
But there's no crime, here.
我不会审问你，没事的
There's not gonna be a trial. Nothing happened.
我都不知道我们在说什么
I don't even know what we were talking about.
When I was your age...
我像你这么大时
我们会拿姐妹的杂志
we used to get these magazines for my sisters...
刊登女性内衣或泳装广告的那种杂志
that would be like a lingerie or swimsuit...
No, that's not...
不，我没有…
但现在你们有网路 你可以看到小丑和羊驼性交
But now you go online, you see a clown fuck an alpaca.
我不看那个，爸爸
I don't watch that, Dad.
这没什么，都是小事
It's not a big deal. It's just an easy thing.
I want you to get back to doing it,
你继续“忙”吧 不过我建议你去卫生间里
but you should do it in the bathroom...
因为你没法锁房门
because you can't lock this door.
万一你的妹妹闯进来就不好了
And your sister could walk in and it's no good.
到别的地方去“忙”，好吗？
So, just do it somewhere else, okay?
- 好的 - 注意保密
Yeah. Just keep a lid on it.
就像绅士一样 绅士会庆祝自己的身体
Like a gentleman does. A gentleman celebrates his body.
你知道沃尔特惠特曼的那首诗吗 《自我之歌》？
You know that Walt Whitman poem, "Song of Myself"?
我们不用再谈这个了
We don't need to talk about it anymore.
是一首歌 沃尔特惠特曼庆祝他自己的身体
It's a song. Walt Whitman, he celebrates his body.
你在庆祝你自己的身体
You're celebrating your body.
So, I don't think it's a big deal.
所以，我觉得这没什么
好的
Okay.
我明天就回来 我去搞定这单生意
I'm gonna be back tomorrow. I'm just going up for the handshake.
And when I come home...
当我回来时
你要走出这间屋子
you are gonna come out of this room for a little bit...
和我一起，我们俩一起玩
and me and you, just me and you, we're gonna hang out.
好的，抱一下
Okay, you're hugging me.
I don't know what's going on with your hands.
我不知道你的双手做过什么 继续玩电脑吧
Get back to the computer.
- 再见，爸爸 - 再见
Bye, Dad. Bye.
(SIGHS)
你好，肥猪!!!
别吃我，保罗!
我们今天能解决私立学校的事吗？
Can we deal with the whole private school thing today?
你是说分析一下利弊？
Do you mean, like the pros and cons?
我们已经分析过了，有百利而无一弊
No, we did the pros and cons. It was all pros.
I meant paying for it.
我是说付钱
You know I'm leaving, right? Portland, for the handshake.
你知道我要出差，对吗？ 去波特兰，做成这单生意
我只有20钟时间收拾东西
I have 20 minutes to pack.
Yeah. Remember we were gonna talk to Paul today, though...
好吧，记得我们原计划今天和保罗谈谈
关于他如此孤僻
about why he's been so withdrawn.
Can we FaceTime that?
- 我们可以在视频里聊吗？ - 今天可以吗？
Can it be today?
可以，这单生意很重要
Yeah. This is the big one.
- 你什么时候回来？ - 明天，晚饭前
When are you back? Tomorrow, before dinner.
We just gotta go there and shake hands. It's all done.
我们直接过去签合同，就结束了
你今天要做什么？
What do you got going today?
我应该要去上班，赚钱养孩子
I was probably going to go to work,
and then maybe raise our children.
- 很好 - 等等，吃点东西
Sounds good. Wait, eat!
I have to put these reports in my power spread.
我要在演示文档里加入这些报告
年过四十的男人 如果饥一顿饱一顿，会导致晕倒
Men over 40 can suffer from fainting spells if they skip meals...
精神压力过大，肌肉健康恶化
and have high stress levels, and poor muscle tone.
我得收拾东西
I have to pack.
嘿，爸爸
Hey, Dad. Hey.
嘿
你要去出差吗？
Are you going on a trip?
是的
I am, yeah.
You wanna help me out, here?
你想帮我收拾东西？
我让你看看我通常都带什么
I'll show you what I always bring with me.
这里放我的跑步装备，这里放书
Space for my running gear here. Book goes here.
你出差就做这些事吗？
That's all you do on your business trips?
Read and run? Yep.
- 读书和跑步？ - 是的
And do business.
还要做生意
从衣柜里拿出跑步装备，帮我收拾好
Grab some running gear out of the closet and help me pack.
- 好的 - 我爱你
Okay. Love you.
你走之前我能问你个问题吗？
Can I ask you a question before you go?
亲爱的，我的航班…
Honey, my plane's gonna...
是个小问题吗？
Is it a little question?
算是吧
Kind of.
好的，你有什么小问题？
Okay, yeah. What is your little question?
When I go to school, I don't like to go to school at all.
当我上学时，我一点也不喜欢上学
会让我的胃疼 那些玩笑话很伤我的感情
It makes my stomach hurt. The jokes hurt my feelings.
I cry in the bathroom, and pretend to poop for...
我在卫生间里哭，还要假装在上厕所
一去就是两个小时
I don't know, two hours.
这都不…
That's not even...
Is that a question?
那是问题吗？
Okay. I know that school can be hard, honey.
好吧，我知道上学不容易，亲爱的
但你还要上学，否则你就会变成白痴
But you gotta go, or you'll be a moron.
你完成我给你留的作业了吗？
Did you do my daddy homework thing?
是的，还没有
Yes, I have not.
不过我一直在思考，我在路上会想出答案
But I'm tweaking it in my mind,
and I will figure it out on my trip.
你爸爸是什么样的？
好吧，我只有两秒钟，“你爸爸”
DAN: Okay, I have two seconds, here. "Your daddy."
Why is this so hard?
怎么这么难？
“你爸爸是…”
"Your daddy is..."
我这些天一直在忙，抱歉
I pretty much just work these days, sorry.
Selling swarf.
销售废品
废品(名词) ：切割工具遗留下来的金属碎屑和碎片
That's metal residue left over after the construction of large objects...
也就是建造金门大桥等大型物体时
like the Golden Gate...
留下的边角料
别管这个了，很无聊的
Never mind, it's fucking boring.
总之，爸爸一直在忙着创业
Anyway, Daddy's been working to get the starship off the ground.
照片是我们训练团队合作时拍的 这是我们的方法
That's from a team-building thing. Our version.
我们到室内棒球练习场 我觉得那个地方非常适合
We went to the batting cages.
I thought it was a good place...
to teach the guys about being aggressive and taking what's yours.
教会他们变得更有进取心
Crowding the plate, in a business sense.
在做生意时更有气势
但我们抓住了一个大单 我们今天出差
But we nailed a big deal, and we're travelling today...
去完成这笔交易
in the time-honored ritual of the handshake.
Which is good, because it's been a down year, swarf-wise.
这太好了 因为这一年的废品生意不景气
我需要这单生意
I really need this deal.
在私立学校这件事上 我一直犹豫不决
I'm stalling like a freak on this private school thing...
because I can't afford it without this handshake.
因为没有这单生意 我无法支付高额的学费
我不想让你妈妈知道
And I don't want your mom to know.
不过她很快就会发现 因为她比我聪明
But she's gonna catch me soon because she's smarter than I am.
也许我说的这些 不是你想要的答案
Probably, that's not what you're looking for.
Why do males go on a business trip?
男人为什么要出差？
把猎物带回家，晚上好玩耍
To bring home the kill, and dig the night.
Going to Portland, Timothy, not Vegas.
我们去的是波特兰，蒂莫西 不是拉斯维加斯
你不是都72了吗？
And aren't you 72?
我才67
I'm 67.
“把猎物带回家”是什么意思？
What do you mean, "bring home the kill"?
很久很久以前
Traditionally, even way back...
guys would leave their caves with a pointy stick or something.
男人们离开山洞，带着尖头木棍之类的
到野外捕杀猎物，带回家
Go out, get it done, bring it home.
And the, "dig the night" part?
那“晚上好玩耍”是什么意思？
捕猎之后男人们会在外面多留一段时间
Well, then they'd stay on a little longer than they needed to...
到处留情
and fuck around a little bit.
Traditionally.
这是传统
我的天，“川科曼，丹尼尔”
Holy shit. "Trunkman, Daniel."
升舱名单上接下来一个就是我
I'm next on the upgrade list, boys.
I've flown 31 times this last year making this goddamn deal.
为了这单生意 我去年坐了31次这趟航班
Never once have they ever said, "Daniel Trunkman."
他们的升舱名单里 从来没有“丹尼尔川科曼”
说“丹尼尔川科曼”，快说
Say "Daniel Trunkman." Come on.
快说
Say it.
丹尼埃尔川科曼
Danielle Trunkman.
太好了!
Yes! WOMAN: Hi.
嗨
是“丹尼尔”，不是“丹尼埃尔”
DAN: It's "Daniel," not "Danielle."
(WOMAN LAUGHS) DAN: Thank you very much.
非常感谢
我要到前面去了，你们从后面登机
I'm gonna go obviously to the front.
You guys go around the back.
Please. Thank you, sir.
- 请坐 - 谢谢，先生
女士们，先生们 欢迎搭乘美国中部航空公司3257次航班
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board.
US Midland Airlines Flight 3257...
本航班飞往缅因州波特兰市
with service to Portland, Maine.
准备起飞时
In preparation for takeoff...
所有随身物品都应放入头顶的行李箱中
all carry-on items should be placed in the overhead bins...
or under the seat in front of you.
或放在您前面的座椅下
我从来没有升过舱
I've never been upgraded.
没关系
That's all right.
In 12 years.
已经12年了
没事的
That's cool.
通常，我会给你让座的，就像这人一样
Ordinarily, I'd like to give you my seat, like this guy did.
But I, uh...
但是我…
这次实在不能让，因为我必须
I can't honor you on this flight, because I have to...
准备好这些重要的演示文档
finish some important presentation prep...
我要集中精力思考降价策略
on some cap-down brokerage recaps that just need some tweaking.
但我很佩服你
But I appreciate you.
谢谢，坐在面前是我的荣幸
Thank you. It is an honor to sit in front of you.
So much.
不胜荣幸
好吧，请坐
Okay, please.
我把这个座位让给你
I'd like you to have the seat.
迈克，我能和你说件事吗？
Mike, can I say something to you?
抱歉，我们今天和本杰明逊集团会面时
Can you not say your whole name today, sorry, um...
你能不能不说你的全名？
when we meet the Benjaminson Group?
Why?
为什么？
因为…
Because, um...
我实话和你说吧
I'm just going to be honest with you.
我觉得如果你说了全名 会让别人无法专注在
I think that when you say your whole name,
it causes people to lose focus on...
商务内容上
pertinent business stuff.
Why would my name cause people to.
为什么我的名字会让别人 无法专注在商务内容上呢？
Lose focus on pertinent business stuff?
那你说
Say it.
迈克潘凯克
Mike Pancake.
(LAUGHING)
我差点都忘了
TIMOTHY: I just forget.
我就是这个意思
So, uh, yeah. That's all.
You can say, "Mike." Just don't say the breakfast part.
你说“迈克”就好了 别提早餐那部分
缅因州波特兰市
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
该视频聊天了
FaceTime time.
- 嘿，爸爸 - 嘿，伙计，嘿，川科曼一家
Hey, Dad. Hey, buddy. Hey, Trunkmans.
你去哪里了，丹？ 我已经呼叫你两个小时了
Where have you been, Dan? I've been trying you for two hours.
我一直在飞机上，我刚打开…
Well, I was just in the sky, I just turned my...
保罗被抓了，有一份警察报告
Paul was arrested. There's a police report.
他们说他从商店里偷东西
They said he was shoplifting.
- 什么？ - 我给你发了一封邮件
What? I sent you an email.
好的，我刚打开
Okay. I have it open right here.
“疑犯保罗威廉川科曼被商店保安扣留
"Suspect Paul William Trunkman"
"was detained by store security..."
"who found on his person a five-shade palette of..."
“保安在他身上搜出了一盒五色的
“吸睛眼影”
"Show-Stopping Eye Shadows."
Eye shadows?
眼影？
“颜色包括 蓝比利时银白色、纯深青色、天蓝色”
"The shades in question are Blue Belgian Frost, Straight-Up Teal, Celeste."
我不明白 你是要化妆成怪物吗？
I don't understand. Are you doing monster makeup?
Movies with the guys?
和朋友们拍电影吗？
你说的朋友是指那些因为我又胖又呆 而不愿和我做朋友的那些人吗？
You mean my friends that I don't have because I'm a huge goon?
Those guys?
是吗？
我是想涂上眼影
I wanted to put it on my eyes...
和那些没人喜欢的孩子玩
to hang out with the kids that don't fit in.
那些哥特式打扮的孩子
The goth kids.
They laughed at me...
他们嘲笑我
因为他们化的黑色眼影
because they use dark colors around their eyes...
我不知道应该那样化
and I didn't know you were supposed to do that...
我化成了深青色
and I used teal.
连那些没人喜欢的孩子
I can't even fit in with the kids...
that don't fit in.
都不喜欢我
好悲催的视频聊天
Tough FaceTime.
丹，我们应该谈谈 立即送孩子上私立学校的事
Dan, we need to talk about pulling the trigger on private school.
我觉得他在如今的学校很孤立
I think he's really isolated where he is.
普利姆勒日间学校的学费是
And the tuition at Primmler Day Academy...
一万九千美元
is $19,000.
一万九…
19 thou...
Dan?
丹？
Do my homework!
记得做我的作业!
亲爱的，掉线了，爸爸的脸定格了
Sweetie, we lost the connection. Dad's face froze.
我们稍后再联系他，好吗？
We're going to try him later, okay?
好的
Okay. MIKE: Dan?
丹？
DAN: Who's your daddy?
你爸爸是什么样的？
你爸爸担心你的哥哥
Your daddy is a man who is worried about your brother...
因为他在体重上很突出
because he stands out, physically.
Hello, welcome to Portland.
你好，欢迎来到波特兰
在他这个年龄，这很艰难
DAN: That's not easy at that age...
所以爸爸很担心他
so Dad's worried about him.
但是爸爸现在必须 专注这个重要的会议
But Dad has to focus on this important meeting right now.
所以，他想排除一切杂念
So, he wants to go on a run to clear his mind.
但你给我装的是妈妈的跑步装备
But you packed Mommy's running stuff.
运动内衣
Sports bra.
瑜伽背心
Scoop Me Up Tank.
看来，跑步是没戏了
Maybe, instead of running...
I'll have a junior wine from the junior suite fridge.
我要从小套房的冰箱里取出一小罐酒
享受片刻宁静，知道吗？
Smell the roses, you know?
生意唾手可得
Deal's done.
Just going to smell one rose, here.
现在只要享受片刻宁静
属于丹的片刻宁静
A moment for Dan.
Hey, Dan.
嘿，丹
Hey, Chuck.
嘿，查克
Ooh.
我要去和本杰明逊集团会面了 稍后再联系
I've got to go talk to Benjaminson.
But I will catch you later.
回见
Cheers.
太棒了
Yeah.
DAN: Bill, hey. Dan Trunkman.
比尔，嘿，我是丹川科曼
I'm sorry, I'm just a little thrown.
不好意思，我有点搞不清楚
我见到了 “活力前进系统”公司的查克波特诺依
I saw Chuck Portnoy from Dynamic Progressive Systems...
她说她也要去见你，比尔
and she mentioned... (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
that she's gonna see you, Bill, also.
我本以为我们已经说好了
Um, it was my understanding that we were done, really...
我们只需要按部就班 开完演示会就能完成交易
that we were just going to do a walkthrough for you and shake hands.
Maid service. Come in.
- 女仆服务 - 请进
总之，比尔，你能稍后回电给我吗？谢谢
Anyway, Bill, can you give me a holler back about this? Thanks.
下午好
Good afternoon.
下午好
Good afternoon to you.
我15分钟后就要离开
I'll be out of here in 15 minutes.
哦，你是个大忙人？
Oh, you live a busy lifestyle?
- 抱歉 - 听着
I'm sorry. Well, listen.
坐好，放松，端起酒杯
Sit back, relax, grab a drink...
好好看我打扫
and enjoy me cleaning.
用你的手自己摸自己
And touch yourself with your hands.
Can you say some things, while you're tidying, to me?
你打扫的时候 能对我说点什么吗？
我从没试过这个
I've never done this before.
(CLEARS THROAT) You know, I'm not seeing enough titty from you.
我看不到你的胸部
你应该时不时面朝我
Make sure that, periodically, you turn to face me...
这样我才能看到你的胸部
so I can see some more titty from you.
我不明白，你是说…
I don't understand. Are you saying...
to privately touch...
让我摸自己的
my penis?
老二？
当然
Certainly.
我一直都想扮演别人的角色
I'd like to try being someone else for a while.
所以，你或许可以叫我“托尼斯塔克”
So, maybe you could call me "Tony Stark"...
用语言刺激一下我的老二？
and talk about my iron cock?
蒂姆，蒂莫西？
Tim. Timothy? Yeah?
什么事？
这个是真正的女仆
This woman right here is an actual maid.
你叫的色情女仆进我房间了
The sex maid you hired is in with me.
You're doing a great job.
你的清洁工作很到位
Okay? Okay.
- 好了吗？ - 好了
- 好的 - 好的
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
好的
现在，我们别再喝香槟了 也别再招女人了
Now, let's stop drinking champagne.
Let's stop buying women.
让我们专注起来
And let's focus.
这单生意还不一定能成
This deal may not be done...
而我们要拿下这单生意，势在必行
and, man, it is imperative that we shake hands...
等等
MIKE: Wait.
抱歉
(STUTTERING) Sorry.
我不知道你什么意思
I don't know what that means.
什么什么意思？
What what means?
Impera- ... The "E" word.
你说“实”什么
我没说“实”
I didn't say an "E" word.
实…实在…
Em- ... Empera- ...
实在…实在必行？
Emperlat- ... Emperlaten?
“实在必行”？
"Emperlaten"?
Just stay here and don't do any more weird shit.
就待在这里，别再瞎闹
I'm gonna go for a run. I need to clear my head.
我要去跑一圈，排除杂念
查克来了
Chuck's here.
我真的需要跑一圈，然后保持专注
I really need to run and focus right now.
Our meeting's in an hour.
我们一小时后开会
我必须得跑，这“实在必行”
I have to go. It's "emperlaten."
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) I'm waking up, up on the floor, still looking perfect
I'm walking out, out through the door, into the circus.
On a roll again.
Rock n roll again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(BREATH I NG H EAVI LY)
丹
BI LL: Dan.
丹川科曼，你好，伙计
Dan Trunkman. Hello, mate.
Bill. How are you?
比尔，你好吗？
这位是“脉尖精选”公司的丹川科曼
Dan Trunkman from Apex Select...
这位是“活力系统”公司的查克波特诺依
Chuck Portnoy from Dynamic Systems...
我想你认识她，对吗？
who I think you know, don't you?
认识，我们是竞争对手
I do. Yeah. We are competitors.
We are? Direct.
- 是吗？ - 针锋相对
算是吧，我真没注意，不过，可以这么说
I guess. I hadn't really noticed, but, okay.
Hmm. And this is Jim Spinch.
这位是吉姆斯宾奇
Jim. Hey, Dan.
- 吉姆 - 嘿，丹
- 你好吗？ - 很好，你呢？
How are you? Good, you?
Sorry. Sure.
- 抱歉 - 没关系
吉姆是我的老板
Jim's my boss.
Who makes your gear? What kind of...?
你这身是什么牌子的？
能介绍一下吗？
What's the get-up?
Uh, Danish top. Okay.
上身是丹麦品牌
下身是随性搭配的 算是南美休闲裤吧
And the sweats are a riff on, I think, South American field slacks.
Um...
叫做“马乔斯” 也叫“莫切蒂斯”
"Machos," they're called. Or "Machetes."
My wife has "Machos." Or "Machetes," I don't know.
我妻子也有“马乔斯” 或者叫“莫切蒂斯”
I just call them "Nancy's pants."
我就称之为“南希的裤子”
Chuck just showed us...
查克刚刚告诉我们
你的报价只适用于我们的回购交易
your redbook rates only make sense if we're doing buybacks.
在这笔交易完成之前 未经重新评估市场，我们不会做回购交易
I'm not doing buyback deals until it's out the door and we refactor market.
我只想让你知道这是新条款
I just wanna be clear that those are the terms now.
吉姆，你又在考虑其他客户？
So, Jim, you're opening the deal back up?
毕竞交易还没完成，丹
Well, it wasn't closed quite, Dan.
我今天就想听听 你们在新条款下的方案
So, I just wanted to hear you both under these new terms today.
只有你和查克
Just you and Chuck, that's all.
Those pants are so tight,
你的裤子太紧身了 你可能觉得我都看到你的蛋蛋了
you'd think I could see your balls or your dick.
但我没看到
But I don't.
也许我不该这么说，但确实挺怪的
Maybe I shouldn't have said that, but it's weird.
这么说我们又要重新竞争了？
So, are we going back to our original brokerage sets?
In fact, is that a crease?
那是阴道的褶皱吗？
我没有阴道，谢谢
No. I don't have a crease, thank you.
A slit? No.
- 阴道的开口？ - 不是
- 你胯下很空 - 不空
CHUCK: There's space. DAN: There is no space.
真的很空，挺可怕的
There's actually space. It's alarming.
DAN: There's clearly no space.
当然不空
我想决定…
I'm trying to determine the...
吉姆，我们需要重新向你做演示吗？
Jim. Are we going to start at our first rate presentation?
我想让你们双方都重新开始，就是这样
I'm giving you both a clean start. That's it, yeah.
你们彼此认识吗？你和查克？
And you guys know each other? You and Chuck?
Yeah, we've done a couple of deals.
我们做过几次生意
你们今天一起来的？
And you came together today?
Almost.
差不多吧
我先高潮的，然后吉姆在我脸上来的 感谢你过问，丹
I came, then Jim came on my face.
But thanks for asking, Dan.
Wow.
喔
真会开玩笑 你们要进来吗？
How wonderfully brassy. Are you guys coming inside?
I already came inside of Jim, but thank you for asking.
我已经进到吉姆身体里了 感谢你过问
Jeez, guy.
天呐，伙计，我们该进去吃饭了
We're going to eat in here.
Wow.
喔
查克，你在干嘛？
Chuck, what are you doing?
Here? Now? Chuck?
此时？此地？查克？
你们已经签约了
Well, did you guys shake hands already...
还是我被你们之前的交易误导了？
or was I misled about the deal being done?
我是为了签约而来的
I am here to shake hands.
Oh.
So am I.
我也是
(WHISTLING)
年度目标百分之190 - 具备 年度目标百分之37 - 不具备
我希望你们明白 虽然前期投资可能
I hope it's clear that while there are higher upfront costs...
比你们习惯或期望的高些
than possibly you are used to or prefer...
但这些都是一次性花费，假以时日
these are one-offs and, over time...
该死!
DAN: Fuck!
Whoa. You all right?
喔，你还好吗？
我挺好，没事，只不过…
No. I'm good, I'm good. I just...
I just had a stressful afternoon...
今天下午压力很大
and no granola.
没有吃饭
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
我没事，我没事
What was the last thing I said?
我刚才说到哪儿了？
Uh, "Fuck."
“该死”
不，在那之前
DAN: No. Right before.
Oh, you were talking about having extremely high upfront costs built in.
你说到了无比高的前期投资
I said "extremely"? You said "extremely."
- 我有说“无比”吗？ - 你说了“无比”
我要据理力争，吉姆
I'm going to have to call you out on that, Jim.
我可没说“无比” 因为我不可能那样描述我们的
I didn't say "extremely" because I wouldn't characterize our...
我的双腿感觉像酥了一样
My legs feel a little bit like, uh, Slinkys.
Fuck.
该死
I said that again.
我又说脏话了
- 我得坐下 - 坐下
I'm going to sit down. Sit down.
对啊
Yeah. Okay.
好的
迈克，你来说
Mike, finish.
抱歉
Sorry.
你们好
Hello.
我是“脉尖精选”公司的 矿物储量销售经理，迈克潘凯克
Um, I'm Mineral Deposits Sales Director at Apex Select, Mike Pancake.
What was your last name?
你姓什么？
Pancake.
潘凯克
Like, breakfast?
和煎饼是一个单词？
It's Greek, so...
我的姓源自希腊语，所以…
很美味
It's delicious.
好吃
Yum.
(LAUGHING)
Are you Steve Toast?
那你就是史蒂夫吐司吧？
(LAUGHING)
I know this deal is getting close to the finish line for you...
我知道你本来以为自己稳操胜券
但是希腊的矿产市场触底 让我们都大为惊讶
but when the mineral market bottomed out in Greece,
it took us all by surprise.
我们必须重新考量整个第四财季
We gotta go back and look at our whole fourth quarter.
And Chuck and Dynamic, they brought up some interesting points...
查克和“活力”公司 提出的方案让我们很感兴趣
他们说能帮我们改善第四财季
about how they could help us fourth quarter.
We weren't, you and us, quite at the handshake stage.
你们和我们还没有到签约的阶段
我们可不敢苟同
Well, we'll just have to disagree on that.
也许我们没有真的握手签约
Maybe we didn't totally shake.
但已经握住了对方的手
We definitely grasped one another's hands.
Now, maybe we didn't do that small
也许我们还没有拍板签约
pump-up-and-down thing to finish it off.
No, we didn't.
是的，还没有
我来了，让我们签约吧，吉姆
I'm here. Let's pump, Jim.
All right. Hold on, Dan.
听着，再等等，丹
你说什么呢？ 已经一年了，吉姆
What are you talking...? It's been a year, Jim.
(SIGHS)
All right, Dan, look. Here's what we're going to do.
好吧，丹，听着 我们是这样安排的
查克正在柏林 向德克奥斯德利兹做演示
DAN: Chuck's presenting to Dirk Austerlitz in Berlin.
So are we.
我们也要去
吉姆说没必要，但我坚持
Jim said it wasn't necessary,
but I insisted.
所以，做好准备
So, gear up.
We have to go right there tomorrow.
我们明天就得赶到那里
I thought we were done.
我以为我们已经搞定交易了
Yeah.
是的
我从未和女人做过爱
I've never made love to a woman.
I made love to my wife, but I don't love her.
我和我妻子做过爱 但我不爱她
She's cruel.
她很无情
你不是招了一位色情女仆吗？
Didn't you just order a sex maid?
是的，不过我没越轨，我就看看
Oh, yes, but I don't cheat. I just observe.
我只和我妻子做过爱
But, no, my wife's the only one.
我想离婚
So, I want to get a divorce.
但我想离开她时身上还有钱，足够
But I wanna leave her with some money. A sufficient...
Uh...
And I was hoping that my commission on this deal
我本希望这单生意的佣金 能让我实现我的计划
would allow me to do that.
那样我就可以真正做一次爱了
So I could make love just once.
用推车式
Wheelbarrow position.
It is the one that I would like to explore.
我想试试那个姿势
那个姿势不会… 我妻子…
That position wouldn't... My wife...
她看起来就像自动贩售机
She looks like a vending machine.
看那边
Over there.
她看起来就像那台机器
She looks just like that.
你妻子是正方形的？
Your wife's square?
长方形，是的
Rectangular, yes.
但自动贩售机是正方形的
But vending machines are square.
那是正方形的？
That's square?
有点正
Kind of square.
那个形状吗？
That shape there?
迈克，你上过大学吗？
Mike, did you go to college?
没有
I did not.
On your resume, it said that you went to Ithaca College.
你的履历上写着 你曾就读于伊萨卡大学
No.
不
我没有
(STAMMERING) I didn't.
我读的是特殊学校
I went to a special school.
我和其他很多人 住在一个家庭里
And I live in one of those homes
with a lot of other guys...
where they teach you how to iron
在那种家庭 他们教你熨衣服之类的
your clothes and stuff.
我在那里像是管理员一样
I'm kind of like a counselor there.
我去买一罐百事可乐，好吗？
I'm gonna go get a Pepsi, okay?
我正在对这个团队失去信心
I'm losing confidence in the team.
DAN: Your daddy is a man who is still away to shake hands...
你爸爸为了签约，还在外出差
但他现在要飞到德国去签约了
but he has to fly his hand to Germany now.
我看了保罗的脸书页面
I checked Paul's Facebook page.
我昨天进了他的房间
I walked into his room yesterday.
他当时有事瞒着我
He didn't want me to see something.
我现在知道为什么了
I know why now.
"Danke" is "thank you"?
- “Danke”就是“谢谢”的意思？ - 是的
Yeah.
“Danke”就是“谢谢”
"Danke" is "thank you."
Danke你和我聊天
Danke for talking to me.
不客气
You're very welcome.
Yeah.
呵
我们快迟到了，迈克
DAN: We're down to the minute, here, Mike.
We have to get to Hamburg and back in two hours.
我们必须在两小时内往返汉堡
(AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING GERMAN)
为什么全球定位系统是德语播报？
Why is the GPS in German?
是我要求用德语的 因为我们在德国
Because I asked for it in German.
Because we're in Germany.
那不…那样行不通
That's not... It doesn't work like that.
你难道不需要内置的德国信息吗？
But don't you need it to have the German information in it?
例如德国的桥梁、德国的街道等等
Like the German bridges
and the German streets and such.
英语播报的全球定位系统 也会提示德国的街道和桥梁
The English would have the German streets in it, and bridges.
还会用英语告诉你 应该向左转还是向右转
They would just tell you to turn right
and left and shit in English...
那样你就会明白了 真该死，迈克!
so you could understand it. God damn it, Mike!
(AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING GERMAN)
(SIGHS)
我可以告诉你 我觉得它是什么意思
I can tell you what I think it means.
Yeah? You? Do you speak German?
是吗？就你？你会说德语？
不，但我能感觉
Well, no. But I have a feeling.
真行
Ah, great.
告诉我你感觉 flugelschlagen是什么意思
Tell me your flügelschlagen feeling, Mike.
我觉得它的意思是
I think it means...
“嘿，伙计，你做得很好”
"Hey, man, you're doing great."
Flugelschlagen，是的，大意是
Flügelschlagen. Yeah, it's like, um...
"Slow down and enjoy the moment,"
“开慢点，享受此刻 因为一切都会好起来的”
"because everything's gonna be okay."
Sounds good.
听起来还行
我们必须在两小时内往返汉堡
We have to be to Hamburg and back by 2:00.
So I can't flügelschlagen right now.
我现在没法fIugelschlagen
为什么要去汉堡？
Why Hamburg?
去找海伦哈尔曼 如果我能说服她改变她坚持的租赁价格
Helen Harlmann. If I can talk her off her hard lease numbers...
我们就能报出更有竞争力的价格 从而击败查克
we can drop our margin in the deal and beat Chuck.
She knows her stuff.
她对业务很精通
(AUTOMATED VOICE REPEATING)
那又是什么意思？
What the fuck does that mean?
See, Pancake?
你瞧，潘凯克？
我不知道…
I don't know...
我们直接上高速吧
Let's just get on the Autobahn.
(CARS HONKING)
(SPEAKING GERMAN) Thank you.
谢谢，我听不懂你说什么 但我确信不是什么好话
I don't understand you. I'm sure it wasn't supportive.
我很难专注思考 该如何修改方案，迈克
It's really hard to concentrate
on revising my number set here, Mike. (SPEAKING GERMAN)
谢谢，我来贵国做客，多谢
Thank you. I'm a guest here in your land. But thanks.
(CARS HONKING)
fIugelschlagen，丹？fIugelschlagen
Flügelschlagen. Dan? Flügelschlagen.
你现在最好给我闭嘴
You should probably not say any shit to me now.
就现在
For now.
MAN ON PHONE: Guten Morgen.
早上好
嗨，我是“脉尖精选”公司的丹川科曼
Hi, this is Dan Trunkman from Apex Select.
我想找海伦哈尔曼
I was trying to reach Helen Harlmann.
抱歉，她今天休息
MAN: Oh, I'm sorry. She's taking a personal day.
汉堡
你可否告诉我她在哪里？
DAN: Any chance you might be able to tell me where she is?
当然，我们提供传统桑拿
Absolutely, we offer traditional shvitz.
“蒸汽浴”
"Steaming."
We're kind of in a hurry, but I think I have a friend who's shvitzing.
我们很赶时间，不过我有一位朋友 正在这里洗“蒸汽浴”
Go on in, if necessary.
有需要的话，那就进去吧
Our friend is a woman.
我们的朋友是女性 你能否去叫一下她
I was hoping maybe you could go grab her.
这是男女混合的桑拿
It's a unisex shvitz.
Go on in.
进去吧
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
胸部，胸部
Boob. Boobs.
- 大胸部，过来了 - 迈克
Big boobies, coming right here.
Mike...
很高兴见到你
It's a pleasure to meet you.
让我去找海伦，试试运气
Let me just go find Helen, take my shot...
几分钟后，我们在大厅见，好吗？
and I'll meet you in the lobby in a few minutes, okay?
Uh, wait.
等等
也许我们该留在这里
Maybe we should stay.
To, uh, support you.
对你表示支持
也许还可以看一些阴道
And maybe see some vaginas.
This is crunch time, Mike.
现在是危急时刻，迈克
我们三个不能穿着西装 在桑拿浴室里这样大摇大摆
We can't go rolling up on her, three dudes in a suit...
冲到她面前
in a steambath.
这太可怕了 她会被吓坏的
It's intimidating. She'll be overwhelmed.
我要说，我想和你一起去，支持你
Just for the record, I'd like to go with you
and support you.
And also see nude women.
还可以看裸体女人
我理解你的想法
But I understand.
但我想去
But I want to.
好吧，你去吧
Oh, okay. Just go ahead.
- 谢谢 - 不客气
Thank you. Okay.
屁股缝!看，两个屁股缝!
Butt cracks! Look, two butt cracks!
Helen?
海伦？
Yes?
什么事？
Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.
我是“脉尖精选”公司的丹川科曼
- 你跑到我的桑拿房里来了 - 抱歉这么冒昧
You're in my shvitz.
I apologize for that.
我有一些报价 我想对我们都有益
I have some numbers
that I think would make sense for both of us.
It's a bit time-sensitive.
我时间紧张
希望不枉你这样闯入
I hope it's worth the intrusion.
I can tell you're clearly not in a business frame of mind...
我知道你现在 没有心思想生意上的事
所以我就长话短说
so I'll keep this very simple.
我们必须提出更吸引人的方案 我们今天要去见高尔格
We have to sweeten the package.
We're gonna see Gelger today.
如果你能取消我们今年的租赁费 我们明年会付给你两倍的租赁费
So, if you drop our lease fees this year,
we'll double your process fees next year.
骗子
Liar.
I mean what I say, the numbers are...
我说的这些报价…
你闯进我的桑拿浴室跟我讲这些报价
You intruded my shvitz to give me numbers...
and deceive and insult me.
想要欺骗我，又如此无礼
我无意对你失礼
I did not mean to insult you.
你在我们的男女混合浴室里
You're in our place of openness...
却掩盖住你的身体，那就是骗子
and to hide your body... Liar.
It's very American.
美国人就是这样
Are you a shameful pilgrim?
你是可耻的清教徒吗？
我可能有清教徒血统
I might be part pilgrim.
You can bring your numbers here...
你可以把你的报价带到这里
但请不要把你们美国人的假正经带来
but please don't bring your American prudishness.
这让我不舒服
It makes me uncomfortable.
那就让我们舒服吧，海伦
Let's get comfortable, Helen.
我喜欢欧洲
I dig Europe.
In a big way.
非常喜欢
What's not to dig?
有什么不让人喜欢呢？
文艺复兴
The Renaissance.
Sonnets.
十四行诗
壁画
Frescoes.
油画，女性画像
Oil paintings, paintings of women.
美丽动人
Gorgeous.
Paintings of big women. Fantastic.
老女人的画像，无与伦比
Why did they ever stop making those?
为什么他们不再创作这种画了？
如果我懂绘画，我也会画老女人
I'd paint paintings of big women, if I could paint.
我知道我的报价会让你舒服
I know you'll be comfortable with my numbers.
And maybe now you're a little more comfortable
或许现在我这个老清教徒也会让你舒服
with this old pilgrim.
我是“脉尖精选”公司的丹川科曼
Dan Trunkman. Apex Select.
我喜欢你的商业计划
I like what I heard.
我看到你还带来几位清教徒
I see you brought more pilgrims.
你们俩应该待在大厅里的
You guys are supposed to be in the lobby.
We just came to check if you were okay.
我们只想来看看你还好吗
我能看到你的蛋蛋
(SOFTLY) I can see your ball sack.
我在这里谈生意呢，迈克
I'm doing business here, Mike.
哦，请继续
MIKE: Oh. Carry on.
看来有位清教徒兴奋了
It seems we have an excited pilgrim.
抱歉，这里不允许勃起吗？
I'm sorry. Are boners not allowed?
Hopefully, this is a closed deal.
希望我们已经成交了
成交
Deal.
太棒了!一、二、三!
DAN: Fuck, yeah! One, two, three!
“脉尖精选”!
Apex Select!
太好了!这就是我们!
Hell, yes! That's who we are!
Let's seal this deal.
让我们搞定这笔交易
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello? SUSAN: Dan, hey.
- 喂？ - 丹，嘿
Hey, honey!
嘿，亲爱的!
What's up?
在干嘛？
在高速公路上，开车呢
Just on the Autobahn, hauling ass.
我想你
I miss you.
Oh, I miss you too, babe.
我也想你，宝贝
我非常想你
I miss you like...
我现在用左手拿着电话，因为我是右撇子
I'm holding the phone with my left hand, because I'm a rightie.
我的右手在学你画圈圈
And my right hand's making little Dan circles...
我的手机开着扬声器呢
Speakerphone is what you're on right now.
No. In my business car.
- 不会吧 - 现在开着商务用车
Hi, Susan. Hi.
- 嗨，苏姗 - 嗨
那是蒂姆吗？
Is that Tim?
Yeah. We're all... Um, Mike's here.
是的，我们都…迈克也在
你好，苏姗
Hello, Susan.
我们都在，亲爱的，所以你可以
We're all here, hon. So you can just, uh...
换用右手拿电话
go ahead and hold the phone with your right hand.
We are headed to the meeting. Okay. Well, good luck, guys.
- 我们赶着去开会 - 好吧，祝你们好运
All right. Thank you, honey.
好的，谢谢，亲爱的 我稍后打给你，我爱你
I'll call you in a bit. I love you.
我也喜欢画圈圈，在我的自行车上
I like to make circles, too.
On my bike.
What the fuck?
那是…
The fuck is that?
什么鬼东西？
是驯鹿吗？
Is that a fucking reindeer?
MIKE: Go right at it. It's gonna dart.
朝它开，它会让开的
我停不下来 我时速有160公里
I can't stop. I'm going a hundred miles an hour.
它会让开的，然后你…
It's gonna dart and then you're...
Right at it? MIKE: Right at it.
- 朝它开？ - 朝它开
它会让开的，快让开
It's gonna dart. Dart.
该死!
DAN: Fuck!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING GERMAN)
迈克，你什么时候见过
Have you seen, Mike...
圣路易斯的驯鹿
lots of reindeer darting to and fro...
会主动避让？
in St. Louis?
抱歉
No, I'm sorry.
我只是设想我是那只驯鹿
I just imagined that I was a reindeer...
我设想如果我是驯鹿，在这种情况下
and I thought about what I would do in that situation...
我会怎么做
as a reindeer-man.
我们到那之后 只有侣分钟的开会时间
DAN: Once we get there, we got 18 minutes to make our meeting.
说真的，你们准备得很好
Seriously, good work, guys.
你把这个缩小到17… 是百分之17吗？
Did you narrow this to 17...? Is that 17%?
你让每笔订单的开支又压缩了一千美元？
Did you get us $1000 of bulk order down?
Yeah, I started working vendors yesterday. How many did you get down?
是的，我昨天开始和卖家协商的
压了多少价？
39. Yeah.
- 39 - 是的
What'd you do here? This is much better.
你这里是怎么做的？比以前好多了
I figured out a way to fudge our asset charts.
我找到一个方法 美化了我们的资产表
不是伪造，只是美化
Not fucked up. Just fudged.
我真的做到了
I really Keeblered it.
我们必须赶时间了
We're gonna have to haul ass, here.
当那扇门打开时 就像肯塔基赛马大会的发令枪响
So when that door opens, it's like
the chute opening at the Kentucky Derby...
and we're Seabiscuit.
我们就是“海饼干”
Wait.
等等
我们不能都当“海饼干”
But we can't all be Seabiscuit.
好吧，我是“海饼干”
All right. I'm Seabiscuit.
我是“北方舞蹈家”
I'll be Northern Dancer.
我喜欢跳舞
I like to dance.
好的，那我就是“速捷”
Okay, and I'll be Fastee.
好吧，那不是马的名字
All right. That is not a horse...
不过，叫什么都行，只管跑吧
but okay, be whoever. Just run.
盖尔格公司
“推车”是怎么回事来着？
How is it a wheelbarrow again?
一个人抬起另一个人的双腿
It's because one person's legs is being held up.
就像抓着小推车的把手一样
Like wheelbarrow sticks. (PHONE VIBRATING)
Like the handles on a wheelbarrow.
稍等一下
Hang on.
- 喂？ - 嘿
Hello? SUSAN: Hey.
嘿，怎么了？一切都…？
Hey, what's up? Is everything...?
是的，抱歉
Yes. Sorry.
学校里出了欺凌事件
There was a bullying incident at school.
I sent you an email with a link.
我给你发了邮件，有视频链接
贝丝
Bess.
该死，我在等候室，她还好吗？
Fuck. I'm in the waiting room.
Is she okay?
是的
Yes.
Can you talk to her, please?
你能和她聊聊吗？
Hey, Dad.
嘿，爸爸
嘿，贝丝
Hey, Bess.
嘿，我在德国 我在这里的工作要多耽搁点时间
Hey, I'm in Germany,
where I am for work still, a little longer.
I gotta go to this meeting in just a second...
我马上要去开个会
但是，亲爱的，我想让你知道 我现在就想回到你身边
but, honey, I want you to know
that I'd like to be with you now.
我猜你一定很难过
I bet you're feeling blue.
Yeah.
是的
校霸最可恶了
Yeah, bullies are the worst.
Their parents are assholes mostly, too.
他们的父母大多数也是混蛋
说真的
Honestly.
别告诉你妈妈我这么说的
Don't tell your mom that I said that.
But they grow up to have lives, Bess...
但他们长大之后，贝丝…
没有人会喜欢他们
without anybody being able to love them.
It's true.
这是真的
I love you, honey.
我爱你，亲爱的
我也爱你，爸爸
Love you, too, Dad.
好了，我稍后再联系你们 你给妈妈说一声好吗？
All right, I'll try you guys in a little bit. Can you tell Mom?
Okay.
好的
再见
Bye.
说的很好
Nice touch.
谢谢，伙计
Thanks, man.
BOY: Wait, what'd you say?
等等，你说什么？
GIRL: I have a friend named Ethan.
我有个朋友叫伊桑
And you're acting like...
你看起来就像…
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)
喔!贝丝打校霸了
Whoa! Bess is beating a bully!
放开我!
GIRL: Get off!
Ow!
Stop hitting me!
别打我!
我们得回家，伙计
We gotta get home, man.
Don't say your last name.
别说你的姓
“脉尖精选”公司？
Apex Select?
嗨，是的，我是丹川科曼
Hi. Yeah. It's Dan Trunkman.
我是蒂莫西麦克温特斯
Yes. Timothy McWinters.
我是迈克潘…瑟
Hey, Mike Pan... ther.
Mike Panther.
迈克潘瑟
嗨
Hi.
I was just trying to reach you. I'm sorry.
我之前一直想联络你们，抱歉
我们不得不让会议延期 川科曼先生、麦克温特斯先生、潘瑟先生
We have to push, Mr. Trunkman,
Mr. McWinters, Mr. Panther.
Push?
延期？
是的，我们不得不延期与你们会谈 如果不介意的话，延期至周五的十一点半
Yes, we have to push your meeting,
if you please, until Friday, 11:30.
我介意
I don't please.
I'm very sorry.
非常抱歉
亲爱的，该交学费了 私立学校，最后一天!
好的
There are no rooms left in the whole city.
整个城市都没有空余客房了
上面说本周有八国集团峰会
It says that it's the G8 this week.
还有啤酒节、欧洲福尔松节
Oktoberfest, too. Folsom Europe.
以及柏林马拉松，都在本周
And the Berlin Marathon. This week.
欧洲福尔松节是什么？
What's Folsom Europe?
“欧洲最大的同性恋和恋物癖街头节日 共有两万五千人参加”，喔
"Largest gay fetish street event in Europe. 25,000 people." Whoa.
预订网站
(PHONE CHIMING) Orbitz.
Okay. Yeah.
好的
这间酒店刚有一间客房
A room just opened up at this hotel.
看起来也还不错
Oh, yeah. It looks kind of fancy, too.
It's the Dandlin Annex and the rooms
名叫“丹德林附属” 上面说客房是“宜居的艺术品”
are "habitable works of art," it says.
很好，可以
Yeah, cool. Okay.
Okay.
好的
Timothy, we are gonna share a room, it looks like.
蒂莫西，看来我们只能挤一间客房了
我们的预算只够住这一间了
It's the only one in our budget range.
It's the Industriepalast Hostel.
就在“印达崔帕拉斯”旅舍
A youth hostel? Uh...
青年旅舍？
是的
Yes.
抱歉，丹 能再解释一遍“推车”吗？
Uh, sorry, Dan, but how is it a wheelbarrow again?
一个人抬起另一个人的双腿 就像抓着小推车的把手
Just the legs are held up.
Like wheelbarrow handles, man. Fuck!
该死!
好吧，抱歉
All right. Sorry.
You guys wanna go over our numbers one last time tonight?
我们今晚再温习一遍我们的报价，好吗？
好的，当然
Yeah, sure.
我在飞机上遇见一个姑娘
I met someone on the plane...
and she was gonna show me around her neighborhood today.
她打算今天带我四处逛逛
但生意更重要，我们要温习
(STUTTERING) But let's do this.
It's important.
去吧
Go.
No, Dan, really, it's not a big deal. Mike, go.
- 不，丹，真的，没关系 - 迈克，去吧
You did a good job with your reports.
你的报告做得非常好
Yeah? They're done.
- 是吗？ - 很完美了
Go.
去吧
好吧
Yeah.
Go dig the night, Pancake.
晚上好好玩耍，潘凯克
"Panther." Nice on that.
“潘瑟”，这个名字取得好
谢谢，丹
Thanks, Dan.
Jungle animal.
丛林动物
是的，我在这里就有这种感觉
Yeah, that's kind of how I feel here.
生龙活虎，四处捕猎
Alive and hunting.
画圈圈围捕猎物
Circling for the kill.
别再提画圈圈的事了
Just don't say that anymore, though.
再见，丹
See you, Dan.
TIMOTHY: Hey, Dan.
嘿，丹
怎么了？
What's up?
丹…
Dan...
你是不是那种
are you the kind of guy that...
女友都要和你分手了 你却还是不明白的那种人？
when his girlfriend is trying to blow him off, doesn't get it?
其他男人已经把她泡到手了
And still does her Spanish homework...
而你还在为她继续付出？
while other guys are getting the good stuff?
What are you talking about?
你这话什么意思？
能拍板的人就在柏林
The deal-makers are here in Berlin.
他们想让查克来柏林
They want Chuck to come to Berlin.
他们说我们不必来柏林
They say it isn't fucking necessary for us to go to Berlin.
丹，我们就是可怜的“陪客”
Dan, we're the fucking fluffer.
你错了，我们的报价很优厚
Wrong. Not with our numbers.
他们把我们回绝了!
They just blew us off!
They haven't seen our numbers, yet.
他们还没有看到我们的报价
我已经为这单生意努力一年了 我不是可怜的“陪客”
I've been working on this deal for a year.
I'm not the fucking fluffer.
This is not my first business trip!
这不是我第一次出差!
我们没钱了，丹
We're broke, Dan.
What are you talking about?
- 你说什么呢？ - 比你想得更糟
It's worse than you think.
欠我们钱的两家公司
Two companies that owed us...
they went bankrupt.
都已经破产了
我们六月和七月没有任何收入
We didn't have any income in June, July.
我早该告诉你 但我以为这单生意能成
I should have told you, but I thought this deal was gonna work.
We're gonna get this deal. I told you, God damn it.
我们一定能拿下这单生意 我说过的，该死
我们的条款很优厚 我一定要确保让他们明白
We're good business for them.
I'm gonna make sure they understand that.
Well, I've done some weird stuff on this trip.
这次出差过程中我做了一些糗事
I ordered a sex maid, which you should reimburse me for...
我招了一位色情女仆 你本应该把钱付给我的
因为好戏都让你看了
because you got all the good stuff from that.
但我喜欢你，丹
But I like you, Dan.
And I'm sorry I raised my voice...
抱歉，我刚才说话大声了
但我目前真的需要靠这单生意赚些钱
but I really need the benefits of this deal now.
我的婚姻岌岌可危
My marriage is a mess.
我…
I just...
我只希望我的未来能快乐
I just want a future that has some joy in it.
Like Fifty Shades of Grey.
就像《五十度灰》
算了，我要是有一度灰就可以了
Or, fuck it, I'd settle for one shade of grey.
听着，你现在为我工作
Listen, you work for me now.
I'm gonna make sure that your hard work counts.
我会确保你的辛勤工作会有回报
We are gonna get this one, Tim.
我们会拿下这单生意的，蒂姆
I'm ready for it. Good.
- 我准备好了 - 好的
好的
Okay.
蒂姆？
Tim?
蒂姆？
Tim?
招女仆的钱我不会给你的
There's no reimbursement for the maid.
(CHUCKLES)
丹德林附属 登记表
CLERK: Can you please initial here?
请在这里签上你名字的首字母
以表明你已获知 你将住在宜居的艺术品里
To say you acknowledge that you are
staying in a habitable work of art.
Great.
好的
我会好好享受的 这些天太辛苦了
I'll enjoy it. It's been a long couple days.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
你年龄太大，不能住在客房里
You're too old to sleep in a room.
Okay. Uh...
好吧
Where can I sleep?
那我睡哪里？
你可以睡在楼梯井、走廊或者商务中心
You can sleep in the stairwell,
in the hallway, or in the Business Centre.
好的，商务中心
Okay. The Business Centre.
(ELECTRONIC RINGING)
Hey, it's Dad.
嘿，爸爸来了
我一直想联系你
So, I've been trying to reach you.
Where are you?
你在哪里？
柏林，我还在出差 嘿，保罗
Berlin. I'm still on business. Hey, Paul...
I don't like the way that you're talking about yourself at all.
我不喜欢你对自己的评价
And that sounds like...
那听起来像…
你听到的别人对你的评价
something you heard someone else say about you.
你永远都不应该那样评价自己
That's not something that you should call yourself, ever.
你知道，我经常这样说，不过-
You know, I say it all the time, but...
I'm your biggest confidant.
我是你最亲近的知己
你可以告诉我 那些你不愿告诉别人的秘密
You can tell me stuff that no one else needs to know.
我想你是被戏弄了 我想让你知道你不是孤独的
I think you're being teased,
and I want you to know you're not alone.
那些人是谁？
Who are those people?
What people?
什么人？
Behind you.
你身后
What is this shit?
怎么回事？
What the fuck are you do... Hello?
你们是什么人…喂？
This is creepy.
这太诡异了
我在这里通话呢
I'm trying to have a call, here.
这到底是怎么回事？
What the fuck is this shit?
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
(AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
能给我拉上窗帘吗？
Can I have curtains? No.
不行
我真的需要窗帘
Well, I'd really like them. Curtains.
You don't have a private room.
这不是私密房间
You have an installation room.
这是公开展览房间
- 那能换个房间吗？ - 不行
Can I have another room? No.
这里是博物馆，不是酒店
We are a museum, not a hotel.
- 那能联系另一家酒店吗？ - 不行
Can you call another hotel? No.
现在是十月，柏林的客房都满了
It's October, in Berlin. There are no other rooms.
别担心窗帘的事
Don't worry about curtains.
You are art.
你是艺术
我不是!我是来出差的
I'm not! I'm here on business.
我只想专心准备我的演示文稿 练习我的仰卧起坐
I just wanna tweak my PowerPoints
and do my stomach crunches...
还要睡觉
and sleep.
It's not art.
这不是艺术
谁能说这不是艺术呢？
Well, who can say?
I can. It's my life.
我能，这是我的生活
Don't look.
不是让人看的
这取决于参观者想看什么
It's up to them to choose what they look at.
表现自如一点
Just be yourself.
好吧，我会自如一点
Okay. I'll be myself.
但我会在点评网上评价你们的
But I'm gonna Yelp you guys.
应该不会是好评
Probably not gonna be good.
(NOISY CONVERSATIONS)
商务中心
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) Try to tell you all about it.
Thought you might've, Lord, I doubt it.
Every day's a waste, I know And every day's a funeral.
And it's days like this that burn me.
Turn me inside out and learn me.
Not to tell you anything
I think I know.
Well, I think I'll tell you all that I know.
We don't have one summer vacation in our colleges.
我们的大学里不止一个暑假
我们有很多
We have many.
一些，三个算是“一些”吗？
A few. Three is "a few"?
是的，算，说得没错
Yeah. Three is a few. That's right.
At the bottom of the big blue sea.
Uh...
Does that feel good?
感觉好点吗？
你觉得呢？
For you?
No.
不好
也许我们应该用正常的姿势
Maybe we should just try to do it normal.
因为我也不知道怎么用“推车”式
Because I have no idea how to do a wheelbarrow.
我的蛋蛋也有点疼
And my balls hurt a little.
如果可以的话，就把我放下吧
So, maybe put me down when you get a chance.
Yeah, okay. Sorry.
好的，抱歉
好的，好的
Okay. Okay.
And it's days like this that burn me.
Turn me inside out and learn me.
And it's days like this that burn me.
Turn me inside out and learn me
(INAU DIBLE)
And not to tell you anything
I think I know
I'm looking right at monthly expenses, and the planned expenses...
我正在看每月的花费 预算的花费…
谢谢
Thank you.
美国商人42
MAN: Businessman 42! Can I get a picture?
美国商人42! 我能拍张照吗？
42!
今天是休息日
DAN: So, today we have this down day.
我们也称之为“自由日”
Or, as we call it, a push day.
这样的日子你要好好珍惜
These are the days that you really have to focus.
休息日
A down day, man.
There's no dogs to walk...
不需要去遛狗
no kids to school.
不需要送孩子上学
So, you can't start drinking at 10 a.m.
在这样的日子里 你不能早上十点就开始喝酒
on a day like this.
你要主动掌控这一天
But you wanna own your down day.
而不应该被动地浪费这一天
You do not want your down day to own you.
要神清气爽
Stay fresh.
和家人好好聚聚
Check in with the family.
我打算去跑步
So, I'm gonna go for a run.
完成我女儿留给我的该死的作业
Finish my daughter's little fucking homework assignment...
which is driving me crazy.
这都快把我逼疯了
抱歉
I'm sorry.
"No curtains," that's what they said to me.
他们不给我装窗帘
所以，我对你们也就毫不遮掩了
So, I'm being no curtains with you.
你爸爸是…
Your daddy is...
Your daddy, honey, is a man who is concerned about you now...
亲爱的，你爸爸现在担心的不止你哥哥
还担心你
in addition to your brother.
因为你把一个印度小孩痛打了一顿
Because you beat the shit out of a small Indian kid.
也许你如此出格 是因为爸爸今年很少在家陪你
Maybe you're acting out because.
Daddy hasn't been home a lot this year.
但是千万别变成坏小孩
But don't turn into a mean kid...
或者变得忧郁 我觉得你哥哥就是这样
or grow sad,
like I think your brother has.
我不想让他变成闷闷不乐的大块头
I don't want him to turn into some unhappy behemoth.
And it's my job to teach him the coping skills...
我有责任教给他一些应对方法
帮他对付那些恶作剧
that can help him handle that shit he's dealing with.
但我现在 在这个该死的德国公园里浪费时间
But I'm here in Kugelfargen fucking Park instead, wasting time...
揣摩我们是否 是这笔交易中的“陪客”公司
wondering if we're the fluffer company on this one.
别搜索这个词
Don't Google that.
但我想我能拿下这单生意
But I think I'm almost home.
We can close this deal if we can just get in the room
只要在查克拿下这单生意之前 我们能与客户会面，我们就能拿下它
before Chuck closes it first.
I called motherfucking little round
我给那个英国肥仔温斯利打过电话
English motherfucker Whilmsley.
But he's not returning Daddy's calls.
可他没有给爸爸回电
今天不再是休息日了
No more down day.
Were you here earlier when I was explaining that?
我刚才解释这个词的时候 你在这里听吗？
不在
No.
今天本来是休息日 不过现在变成“寻找比尔温斯利”日
It used to be a down day,
but now it's a "find Bill Whilmsley" day.
I left two messages at his office, but he's not in.
我给他办公室留了两通留言 但他不在办公室
是的，我看到这部分了
Yeah, I saw that part.
很无聊
It was boring.
抱歉，伙计，我必须找到他
I'm sorry, man, but I have to find him.
我今天必须让他看到我们优厚的报价
I have to have him see our hard numbers today...
证明我们的报价更优厚
and tell us that we're not better.
查克快拿下这单生意了，我有这种感觉
Chuck is closing, it feels like that.
This motherfucker Whilmsley will not respond.
这个该死的温斯利不会回复的
我为这单生意，和他联络了一年
I built this deal with him for a year.
Look, I put Whilmsley's name in Instagram...
我可以在照片分享应用上 输入温斯利的名字
我们也许能通过照片找到他
and we can find him, maybe, through the pics.
然后我们可以假装偶然遇到他，可以说
And then, we could fake bump into him and be like...
“嘿，比尔，真巧啊，我是迈克潘凯克”
"Hey, Bill, what a coincidence. It's Mike Pancake."
Like that. Good idea.
像这样
好主意，最后那部分就别说了 看看他有没有发布照片
Don't say the last part. Tell me if he posts something.
Mr. McWinters? Hey.
麦克温特斯先生？嘿
是我，凯尔夫，青年旅舍的
It's me, Kelf. From the hostel.
哦，嗨!
Oh, hi!
Hi, how are you?
嗨，你好吗？
我给你搞了点迷幻药，拿着
I got your ecstasy, right here.
哦，谢谢
Oh, thank you.
Enjoy it. Have a nice trip.
好好享受，旅途愉快
他们说：“吃一片这个，然后去跳舞”
They said, "Take one of these, and go dancing."
And, "It doesn't change you, it reveals you."
还说：“它不会改变你，只会激发你”
我喜欢这样
And I like that.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
He posted. Look, Bill posted. Check it out.
他发布了，看，比尔发布了，快看
DAN: Where is he?
他在哪里？
他和男人在一起
MIKE: He's with dudes.
他被男人包围着
He's encircled by men.
Whoa.
喔
这家伙在休息日好有基情啊
This guy went really gay on his down day.
“帕波尔缪斯”
"Pampelmuse."
他好像在参加福尔松节
It looks like he's in the middle
of that Folsom Festival.
DAN: Bill Whilmsley? Do you have a PA system?
比尔温斯利？你们这里有广播吗？
能不能喊一声他的名字 让所有人都听见？
Is it possible to say his name, so everyone can hear it?
比尔温斯利？
Bill Whilmsley? Bill Whilmsley?
比尔温斯利？
我们不是侦探 我们只是找朋友
We're not detectives, we're just looking for our friend.
比尔温斯利
Bill Whilmsley. He looks like kind of a grizzly bear.
他看起来像大灰熊
(ASKING IN GERMAN)
这是我第一次进同性恋酒吧
This is my first time at a gay bar.
- 不会吧？ - 是的
No way. Yeah? Yeah.
- 你不是同性恋？ - 不是
Are you not gay? No.
不过你们玩得好开心
But you guys are having so much fun.
喂？
MAN 1: Hello?
(SOFTLY) Fuck.
该死
MAN 1: Hello?
喂？
(MAN 1 SPEAKING GERMAN)
I don't speak German. Shit.
我不会说德语，该死
我只是问问，还下雨吗？
MAN 1: I was just asking, still raining?
没有，雨停了
No, stopped, uh...
大概停了有四十分钟了 很高兴见到你
I don't know, 40 minutes ago. It was good seeing you.
MAN 1: Hold on. Where's the fire?
等等，干嘛急着走？
我知道这是什么地方 我也知道你是什么意思
I know where I am and I know what this is...
但我进来之前不知道
but I didn't know when I came in here.
我是来找人的
I came in here looking for someone.
I didn't come in here looking for, you know, dicks.
不是来找老二的
也许我能说服你多待一会儿？
MAN 2: Maybe I can convince you to stay for a little bit?
No, I was just...
不，我只是…
Hi, by the way.
顺便说一句
我重申，我不是来搞基的
Again, I did not come in here to be with you guys.
我是来找人的 他刚才还在这间酒吧
I was looking for someone who was in the bar earlier.
你为什么不学学《绿鸡蛋和火腿》？
MAN 2: Why don't you just green eggs and ham?
What?
什么？
“如果你不喜欢，你可以说 ‘试试看’，也许你会喜欢的”
MAN 2: "You don't like them, so you say",
"'Try them.' And you may."
我小时候喜欢那本书
Yeah, I liked that book as a kid.
但我不记得书里还有 “透过墙给男人口交”的内容
I don't remember the "sucking guys' dicks through a wall" part...
but good book.
不过是本好书
MAN 1: My name is Ambrose, by the way.
对了，我叫安布罗斯
我叫尼尔斯
MAN 2: I'm Nils.
Whoa.
喔
嘿，迈克？这是安布罗斯和尼尔斯
Hey, Mike? This is Ambrose and Nils.
你好吗？
MAN 2: What's up? MAN 1: Put her there.
握个手吧
It's nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你
喔!
MAN 1: Whoa!
休斯顿，连接上了
Houston, we have contact.
It got hard in my hand a little.
我手握的时候，它更硬了
我是开玩笑呢，不过多谢
MAN 1: Okay, I was just kidding, but thanks!
那么，你要找的人…
So, this guy you are looking for...
英国口音，四十分钟前还在这里
English accent. He was here 40 minutes ago.
天呐!该死!
God! Fuck!
非常抱歉，我吓到你了吗？
MAN 3: I am so sorry. Did I startle you?
你的老二差点戳到我的屁股
You kind of poked me in my ass with your dick.
So, yeah, little startled there, bud.
是的，有点吓到我了
抱歉，都怪我
MAN 3: Sorry. My bad.
我的老二有眼睛，但是看不见
It has an eye, but it cannot see. (CHUCKLES)
比尔？
Bill?
Bill Whilmsley?
比尔温斯利？
Do I know you?
我认识你吗？
丹川科曼， “脉尖精选”公司的
Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.
嘿，丹!
Hey, Dan!
- 你好吗？ - 不怎么好
What's up? Not much.
我们刚刚拟好报价 想着来喝杯酒
Just got our numbers where we want them, thought we'd grab a beer.
就来这里了
Just wandered in.
嘿， 比尔？
Hey, Bill? Yeah?
怎么？
我不想打断你的好事 不过我想让你看看我们的报价
I don't wanna cock-block anybody,
but love to show you those numbers.
你可以想像，我今晚…
As you can imagine, it's not really...
(SIGHS) what I had planned for tonight.
没打算办公事
What is your margin number?
担保报价是多少？
17%.
百分之17
BILL: Well, yes.
不错
你现在绝对引起我的注意了
You certainly have my attention now.
你也引起我的注意了
And you have my attention as well.
(LAUGHS)
好吧，能给我一点时间让我整理一下吗？
All right. Will you just give me a second to sort myself out?
我们外面见
And I will meet you out back.
好的
Great.
Thanks, Bill. You got a real big one.
谢谢，比尔，你的老二真大
哦，谢谢
Oh, well, thank you.
Bye, Ambrose. Auf Wiedersehen.
再见，安布罗斯
祝你在柏林玩得愉快
MAN 2: Enjoy your stay in Berlin.
I didn't get a chance to meet you.
我都没机会见到你
(MEN EXCLAIMING)
MAN 2: Whoa, hey!
喔，嘿!
他的老二碰到我脸了
The penis touched my face.
BILL: Wow.
喔
报价非常好
These are sweet.
Maarten Daaervk is a top-sheet guy.
马丁戴尔维只关注重点 他一定会喜欢这些报价的
He is gonna love these numbers.
你说谁？
Who is that?
他是大老板
He owns us.
He owns Gelger, all of it.
他是盖尔格的老板，都归他所有
他在这参加八国峰会
He's in town for the G8.
Hey, American Businessman 42!
嘿，美国商人42!
Hey, guys!
嘿，你们好!
我在这里有点出名了，稍后给你解释
I'm going viral here a little bit. I'll explain it later.
这份报价能给我带来什么结果？
So, where does this leave us?
这会让你打败查克
This leaves you kicking Chuck's arse.
So, we gonna get it?
我们会拿下这笔交易？
我们庆祝吧，“脉尖”!
Let's fucking celebrate, Apex!
- 敬“脉尖”! - “脉尖”!
To Apex! Apex!
我可以离婚了!
I'm gonna get that divorce!
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
嗨，妈妈，嗨，爸爸
This is our second night at the youth hostel.
这是我们在青年旅舍的第二晚
DAN: Flügelschlagen!
Flugelschlagen!
(ALL REPEATING)
韩国人这么说
This from Korea!
(TOASTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(ALL REPEATING)
俄罗斯人这么说
WOMAN: This one from Russia.
(TOASTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(ALL REPEATING)
美国人这么说
This is from America.
“不醉不归!”
"Let's get fucked up!" (ALL CHEERING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) Out 'til the sun up.
Twisted and burn up.
Can't nobody stop us?
We gone delirious.
一起来吧!
Come on in!
Twisted and burn up.
Can't nobody stop us?
We gone delirious.
La-la-la-la-la-la.
Come on!
来吧!
Come and take a ride.
Stay up all night, okay.
你喝
MIKE: You go.
(ALL EXCLAIMING) That is Tequila Slaps.
这是龙舌兰酒巴掌
很有趣吧？
It's fun, right?
来吧!
DAN: Come on in!
Come on in, keep going.
来吧，继续
ALL: Oh!
我没想出手那么重
I didn't mean to go that hard.
你面带微笑，但目露凶光
You're smiling, but your eyes are mean.
ALL: Oh!
我觉得够了
That's enough, I think.
百发百中!你真行!
Every time! You're the best!
放!
DAN: Pull!
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
怎么了？
What happened?
继续投啊! 等待是很痛苦的
Just throw it! The waiting is the worst part.
(INDISTINCT)
“脉尖精选”!
ALL: Apex Select!
Flugelschlagen!
Flügelschlagen!
(SINGING) Oh, no thick walls.
Are gonna block the waves.
No, not quite space enough.
Between that'd ever kill the bass.
Ooh, ah.
That shaking, rattling, cracking.
You can't take it 'cause you know.
It rubs you wrong.
But does it rub you wrong?
Ooh, you can fight it if you want.
If you want.
Ooh, you can fight it if you want.
Oh, man! (BILL EXHALES)
哦，天呐!
Thanks so much for looking at our numbers tonight, Bill.
感谢你今晚看我们的报价，比尔
听着，我想告诉你
Listen, I want you to know...
我不经常那样 我是说那个墙洞的事
that it's not my scene, glory-holing.
但是
But...
it's the only scenario where I can get any anymore.
我现在只能这样了
像我这种身材、这把年纪的男人
I am a pear-shaped, middle-aged man, Dan.
真的太凄惨了
I've really let myself go to pot.
这都是因为工作!
And it's work!
才让我变胖的
You just pack it on.
我之前开始练习马拉松，以便保持健康
I started training to run a marathon
to stay on top of it.
And I told...
我还告诉…
- 你想听我说吗？ - 想啊
Do you wanna hear this? Yes.
- 真的想听？ - 想听
Do you wanna hear it? Yes.
我还告诉我所有的家人
I told my whole family...
"I'm running the St. Louis Marathon this year!"
“我今年要参加圣路易斯马拉松比赛!”
我在七月还能连续跑24公里
And I got up to 15 miles straight in July.
But, man, with all the travelling
但是，你我为了这单生意四处奔波
you and I did for this deal...
我就再也没练习了
I started not doing it anymore.
完全放弃
At all.
And that is the problem.
这就是问题所在
你稍不注意，哪怕就只有一周…
You take your eye off the ball,
even just for a week...
你就会意外发现 你的老二只能通过墙洞享福了
the next thing you know,
you are sticking your cock through a wall.
我曾经也跑步，我还打橄榄球
I used to run. I used to play rugby.
我也曾经是个肌肉男
I used to be all kinds of ripped.
(SCOFFS)
I've been to Folsom the last two nights,
参加福尔松节的前两晚 我就像个幽灵
and it's like I'm a ghost.
没人留意我
No one sees me.
我连个吻都得不到
I didn't even get as much as a kiss.
Not one kiss.
一个吻而已
那是他们的损失
DAN: That's their loss. BILL: It is their loss.
是他们的损失
I'm so unhappy at work.
我工作很不开心，没人在乎我的意见
It's like I'm not heard.
你的老二很大 这挺了不起的
You got a pretty big dick. That's something.
是啊，可惜我再也舔不到它了
(SCOFFS) Yeah. I can't even suck that anymore.
(INDISTINCT)
These are the presentation...
这些是演示…
如果脉尖里有松散的废品，那会怎样…
If a loose swarf goes around in an apex, then what happens in a...
嘿，查克
Hey, Chuck.
你好吗？
How you doing?
你真的住在这里吗，丹？
Are you seriously staying here, Dan?
很高兴你能来
You know, I'm glad that you're here...
because it gives me the chance to tell you...
我好有机会告诉你
that we are coming in strong this morning.
我们今天早上会拿出最优表现
So, nothing personal...
我不是针对你个人
不过我们打败你了
but we crushed you.
当我和你这样的人竞争时
When I compete against someone like you...
比如现在
like now...
I often invent dehumanizing nicknames for them...
我经常会在我脑海里给他们…
in my mind.
起外号
给你的外号就是“撒花女”
You're "The Flower Girl."
我不会问你为什么 因为那样会正中你的下怀
I'm not gonna ask you why,
because that's what you want me to do.
叫你“撒花女” 因为你谈生意就像参加婚礼
You're "The Flower Girl" because you're at the party.
你盛装打扮
You're dressed up.
Everyone's glad that you're there.
大家很高兴看见你
You do your little thing, then you sit down,
你做自己的事，然后你坐下 让大人们完成剩下的
and you let the grownups get to it.
撒花女
Flower girl.
你是个怪女人
You're a bizarre woman.
如果你、我、本杰明逊 我们三个可以握手，我会握的
If the three of us could shake hands,
you, me and Benjaminson, I would.
我会的
I would.
但我不能
But we can't.
Because people don't shake hands that way.
因为商场如战场嘛
(SIGHS)
So, good luck.
祝你好运
我们不需要好运
We don't need it.
我们有备而来，我们是“脉尖”
We're prepared. We're Apex.
Fuck me.
搞什么
你可以随便进我的房间？
Are you just allowed to come into my room?
There's an issue. I'm sorry.
有点问题，抱歉
我们试着刷你的信用卡付今天的房费
We tried to process your credit card for today's stay.
可是已经透支了
I'm afraid it's not working.
你不能赶我出去，我是艺术
You can't throw me out. I'm art.
你离开也是艺术
You leaving will be art as well.
快点走吧
So, quick, quick.
What are you doing?
你在干嘛？
你可瞧好了!
Oh, you're gonna get it!
你这么想受虐 让我有点不舒服，不过…
Makes me a little uncomfortable
how much you want it, but...
(BOTH LAUGHING)
You're intense! (ALARM BEEPING)
你玩得太嗨了
该死
Shit.
剩六分钟了
Six minutes.
我该走了，我该走了
I gotta go. I gotta go!
(SINGING) I saw, I came, I conquered Or should I say.
You're good at this. Have you done this before?
你还挺熟练的 你以前试过吗？
借过!
Coming through!
Now big bang boogie Get that kitty little noogie.
In a nice, nice little shade
I gave Suzie a little pat up on the booty
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Walk this way.
- 你告诉他在这里和我们碰面吗？ - 是的
You told him to meet us here? Yeah.
- 昨晚？ - 是的
Last night, right? Yeah.
Where the fuck is he?
那他死到哪里去了？
也许他已经先到了 你知道，他做事很积极的
Maybe he's already there. I mean, he's a go-getter.
I'm serious. I'm concerned for him. You should be, too.
我说真的，我很担心他 你也应该担心他
I am.
我担心
What the fuck is that?
那是什么鬼东西？
Fireball.
我们去拿下交易
Let's do this thing.
迈克，下次你再想在柏林
Mike, the next time you wanna run around Berlin...
playing grab-ass with a Japanese businessman in a hamster ball...
和一个日本商人在仓鼠球里浪费时间
必须告诉我或者你的老搭档
you gotta let either me or your older companion know.
- 你好吗？ - 很好，你呢？
DAN: How are you? I'm good. How are you?
Good, Jim. We are excited to be here at Gelger...
很好，吉姆 我们很兴奋能来盖尔格
向你们阐明一份长期的购买合同
to present a long-term purchase and a lend-share cost-buy.
我们会让你们满意的
We are ready to meet your high expectations.
很好，坐下说吧
Terrific. Why don't you all have a seat?
我们这就开始
And we'll get started.
我们今天不是要见 你的上级部门盖尔格公司的人吗？
Aren't we gonna pitch Gelger today, your parent department?
奥斯德利兹本来想参加这个会 但他今天无法出席了
Austerlitz was gonna sit in, possibly,
but he's not gonna be able to make it today.
I thought Dirk Austerlitz was our principal.
我本以为这笔交易 由德克奥斯德利兹负责呢
I thought that we flew here to see Dirk Austerlitz, Jim.
我本以为我们大老远飞来 是要见德克奥斯德利兹，吉姆
德克和我是同事
Dirk and I are working on this together.
德克今天不得不飞到圣路易，所以…
Dirk had to fly to St. Louis today, so...
吉姆，你是否知道
Do you, Jim, know...
我们都住在圣路易斯？
that we all live in St. Louis?
- 哦，喔 - 是啊
Oh, wow. Yeah.
我们从那里飞过来 可我们要见的人却飞到了圣路易斯，吉姆
We left there to fly here to see the guy
that is in St. Louis, Jim.
No shit?
是吗？
太不幸了
That's no good.
好吧，开始吧
Well, let's get started.
Where's Bill?
比尔呢？
我们昨晚已经让比尔仔细看过了
We covered a lot of this ground last night with Bill.
We pretty much shook on it.
我们差不多都同意了
不论比尔再怎么同意
You can shake hands with Bill all day long...
他也做不了主
but he doesn't make our decisions.
Where is Bill?
比尔在哪？
比尔在给我准备午餐
Bill's getting my lunch.
你还讲不讲？
You wanna get started?
Okay.
好吧
让我安装好设备 再给你详细讲讲二级市场
Let me gear up my media, and I'll walk you through our aftermarket.
好的
Great.
So, what was your meeting about?
你们的会是关于什么的？
批量废品废料交易谈判
Wholesale swarf residue bargain cost-buys.
"Swarf," is that a real thing? Yeah, it's a real thing.
- “废品”，真的吗？ - 是真的
你以为我们是瑟斯博士？
What do you think, we're like Dr. Seuss?
无中生有，编故事吗？
We're just making up something, like shit out of thin air?
我说的是真的
No. It's real.
只不过很无聊
But it's just not interesting.
那干嘛做这一行？
Well, why do you do it?
这个嘛
Well...
我想送我儿子去念私立学校
I'm gonna send my son to private school.
我觉得，这也许值得
Maybe it's worth it, I'm thinking.
如果班里少一个孩子
If there's one less kid in the class...
就会少一个孩子每天不停地取笑他
then maybe there's one less kid
to make fun of him 24 hours a day.
戏弄人很可恶
Teasing sucks. Yeah.
是的
Have any of you guys been teased?
你们谁被戏弄过？
Yeah. I've been teased.
我被戏弄过
I lived in America for a year.
我在美国住了一年
In Connecticut, and they made fun of my name.
在康涅狄格州 他们取笑我的名字
你叫什么名字？
What's your name?
Karen.
卡伦
(LAUGHING)
在瑞典语里，这个名字类似于“约翰” 但在康涅狄格，却类似…
Yeah, well, in Sweden it's like "John,"
but in Connecticut, it's like...
"Stacy." Yeah, I can see that.
“斯泰西”，我明白你的意思
你知道被戏弄最可悲的是什么吗？
You know the worst part with teasing?
My dad would say,
我父亲也许会说 “别在意，忘了它，儿子”
"Just forget about it and ignore it, son."
但他不明白 因为在他那个时代
But he doesn't understand because in his day...
就算一个孩子在学校被戏弄一整天 但是等他回到家就好了
kids would get teased at school all day,
but then they could go home.
而现如今，就算你回到家 还有社交工具和照片分享应用
And nowadays, you come home,
and there's Facebook and Instagram...
and the bullies can get at you through all of that stuff.
校霸们可以通过各种途径找到你
无休无止
And it never really stops.
It never stops.
没完没了
我小时候，他们每天只能
When I was a kid, people could only ridicule me...
戏弄我到下午三点十分
every day until 3: 10 in the afternoon.
(COUGHING)
好了，史努比狮子，你该把传给别人抽了
Okay, Snoop Lion,
I think it's probably time to pass that now.
我吗？好的
Oh, me? Yes.
该你了，卡伦
Go ahead, Karen.
Pardon me.
抱歉
(PHONE VIBRATING)
Hello? Dan, it's Jim.
- 喂？ - 丹，我是吉姆
Hey, Jim!
嘿，吉姆!
丹，你们的报价很不错
Okay, Dan, your numbers are good...
但是问题在于
but, the thing is...
报价只是我们考虑的部分因素
numbers are just part of what we have to take into account.
你画眼影了吗？
SUSAN: Are you wearing eye shadow?
DAN: Yeah, I just wanted to show Paul
是的，我是想让保罗知道 我明白他的感受
that I understand how he feels.
You're cool, Dan.
你太贴心了，丹
你还好吗？
How are you doing?
你的内衣穿在上衣外面了
Your bra's on outside your shirt.
你知道吗？
Did you know that?
Yes. I do know that.
是的，我知道
我刚才在和贝丝聊乳房的话题
I was having a boob conversation with Bess...
她担心她的乳房快发育了
and she was worried that her boobs were gonna come out.
所以我向她演示如何使用内衣
So I showed her how to trap them with a bra.
我才发现 我去买咖啡也是这么穿的
I just realized I went to Coffee Bean like this.
我相信回头率肯定很高 我能和她聊聊吗？
I'm sure you made an impression. Can I talk to her?
Bess!
贝丝!
嘿，爸爸
BESS: Hey, Dad.
我留给你的作业做完了吗？
Did you finish my homework?
还没有
I have not yet, no.
亲爱的，你为什么要痛殴另一个小孩？
Honey, uh,
why did you beat the shit out of another kid?
They were making fun of Paul.
他们取笑保罗
他们笑话保罗太胖
They were calling Paul fat names.
“双层夹心饼”
"Double Stuf."
加厚的奥利奥
The fat Oreos.
打得好
Good job...
我的小女汉子
my little can of whoop-ass.
不过我要说
I should probably add to that...
我会照顾保罗，那是我的职责
that I'll take care of Paul.
That's my job.
你就当个小孩子，那是你的职责，好吗？
You be a kid. That's your job. Okay?
我能和他聊聊吗？
Can I talk to him?
当然，保罗？
Sure. Paul?
Hey.
嘿
Hey.
嘿
你画眼影了吗？
Are you wearing eye shadow?
Yeah. "Straight-Up Teal."
是的，“纯深青色”
Why? That's the one that you picked.
- 为什么？ - 因为你选了这个颜色
所以他们取笑我
Yeah, when they bagged on me.
Goth dicks!
哥特风的混蛋!
哥特风很没劲，不敢打破陈规
Goth is lame. Goth isn't outlaw.
这个妆容在这里很流行
I mean, this is the look right here, man.
画黑眼圈的比比皆是
Any guy can wear dark.
但深青色
But rocking teal...
你看，深青色才特别
See, teal is very outlaw.
你仔细想想
It's like, the goth kids, really...
they're joiners, when you think about it.
那些扮哥特风的孩子只会随大流
The teal kids, they really stand alone.
选择深青色的孩子才特别
不论什么时候让我选 我都会选择深青色
And whenever I have to pick a color,
obviously, I pick teal every time.
真的
For sure.
因为，你知道
Because, you know...
别人没这个眼光
no one else does it.
And because you have to be bold.
因为你必须内心强大
因为你必须无惧挑战
Because you have to be teal tough.
别说了，爸爸!
Give me a break, Dad. Come on!
我和你也许应该组建一个团体
We could probably start a gang, me and you.
Just for real men, though.
只有真汉子才能加入
好啊，可以
Yeah, I guess we could.
Like "The Teal Boys."
就叫“深青男孩”
你们班里有多少个孩子？
How many kids are in your class?
42.
42个
And how many of those kids pick on you?
有多少个孩子取笑你？
41个
41.
Hey, I gotta go.
嘿，我该下线了
再等一下，别走
Just listen for one second. Stay here.
再听我说两句
Stay here and just listen to me for a second.
保罗，你就要转学了
Now, Paul, you're gonna switch schools.
但转学也不会解决一切问题，真的
But that's not really gonna change anything much, honestly.
You're just gonna have to stay tough.
你必须要保持坚强
I know that you are feeling like that you're sticking out...
我知道你感觉自己被孤立
你经历了很多痛苦
and that you're going through a lot of stuff...
但我们会渡过难关
but we're gonna get through this.
我和你，无惧挑战
Me and you. Teal tough.
When are you coming home?
你什么时候回来？
Tomorrow.
明天
Did you get the handshake?
生意拿下了吗？
Dad froze again!
爸爸又定格了!
(TAPS KEY)
吉姆斯宾奇给我打电话了
I heard from Jim Spinch.
你爸爸刚刚数了一下他要负责的人
DAN: Your daddy just counted up
who he's responsible for.
一个男孩，一个女孩
One boy. One girl.
One woman. One old guy.
一个女人，一个老头
一个…
One kind of, uh...
How do you describe Mike?
怎么描述迈克呢？
Good. Sweet.
正直、善良的小伙子
我让他失望了
And I let him down.
下周我只能辞退他了
I'm going to have to let him go next week.
还有蒂莫西
Timothy, too.
你爸爸没有拿下生意
Your daddy's a man who didn't get the handshake.
美国商人42!
MAN: American Businessman 42!
看起来他就是个“陪客”
DAN: He's the fluffer, seems like.
He's also someone that will try and forget this feeling...
他努力想要尽快忘却
这种感觉
as soon as possible.
嘿，抱歉
Hey, um, sorry.
我无意打扰你
I don't mean to bother you...
不过你实在是太漂亮了
but you're so pretty.
就像画一样
Kind of like a painting.
非常抱歉
I'm sorry.
我总算明白了
It's so obvious now.
Flugelschlagen
Flügelschlagen.
柏林八国峰会 去死吧
有时，问题来得太突然
DAN: Sometimes, when troubles come
all of a sudden too much...
当我们视频聊天时
when we FaceTime...
爸爸定格，假装是断线了
Dad freezes and pretends FaceTime's broken.
好暂时摆脱要面对的问题
So he doesn't have to deal with things right then.
(POPPING) (PEOPLE CHEERING)
我今天不会再定格了
I'm not gonna freeze today.
Sometimes in life, you have to take inventory.
人生有时候必须进行盘点
This is one of those times.
现在就是这个时刻
要敢于突破自己的预期和期望
Not landing where you thought you would, hoped to...
and asking the questions, "What could I have done differently?"
要问自己 “我能有什么不同表现？”
"Could I have led better?"
“我能做得更好吗？”
The only thing you can do when things go against you...
当事情不如意时 你唯一能做的就是
继续努力，不言放弃
is pick yourself up and push back.
(SPEAKING GERMAN) Hey.
嘿
嘿，先生!从比赛队伍中出来!
Hey, sir! Come out of the race!
这次出差我满怀希望 我要拿下这笔生意
DAN: My hopes for this trip, for this handshake...
要让这笔生意终结我一连串的失败
for it to be the end of a pretty good losing streak.
美国商人42!
MAN: American Businessman 42!
这是美国商人42，各位!
This is American Businessman 42, everyone!
加油，加油!你行的! 难以置信!加油!
Go, go! You can do it!
I don't believe it! Run!
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
柏林马拉松 美国商人42
我今天不会定格
DAN: I'm not going to freeze today.
我为了这笔生意 不远万里来到德国
I've chased this thing all the way to Germany.
我要找到幕后的大老板
I'm going to find the man behind the man...
even though we might get humiliated.
就算被人耻笑也在所不惜
我们都准备好了
But we're ready.
The old guy's got life left...
那个老头还有干劲
那个小伙子已成为销售狂人
and the young guy's an animal now.
我要告诉他们
So I'm telling the boys...
"Suits back on, get on the starship,"
“穿上西装，团结创业 让我们拿下这笔生意”
"and let's go get this goddamn handshake."
(CLAMORING)
喂？丹？
BILL ON PHONE: Hello? Dan?
Yeah. You at the Aldon with Daaervk?
是的，你和戴尔维在奥尔登酒店吗？
是的
Yes.
We'll be there in 10 minutes.
我们过十分钟就到
糟糕，要干嘛？
Awful. Why?
让我进去见他
Get me in to see him.
我和他只有三分钟会面时间 拍合影
I'm gonna see him for three minutes, just for a team photo.
I want to show him my sheet.
我想让他看我的文件
不可能!我不能违背吉姆的决定
It's impossible! I cannot go around Jim.
We're coming.
我们来了
你的老二很大，比尔
You got a big dick, Bill.
动起来是那样的
Act like it.
丹？你疯了!
Dan? It's madness!
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
我们怎么才能闯过去？
How the hell are we gonna get over there?
(CROWD CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(DOGS BARKING)
(SHOTS FIRING)
你好吗？
How you doing?
我是来开会的，他们在等我
I'm here for a meeting. They're expecting me.
(ORDERING IN GERMAN) I understand, sir.
我明白，先生
Clearly, I'm not rioting.
显然，我们不是来暴动的
喔!慢着，伙计! 我们三个是来出差的!
Whoa! Easy, buddy!
We're just three guys on business!
(ORDERING IN GERMAN)
Hey! Get your fucking hands off of me!
嘿!别动我
Leave him alone!
别动他!
Calm down, Tim!
冷静，蒂姆!
(HORSE WHINNYING)
(EXCLAIMS)
王八蛋!
Son of a bitch!
(COUGHING)
Dan!
丹!
他们是重要来宾 我现在要带他们进去
They are very important people.
I need them in with me right now. Right now!
快放行
Are you okay, Dan?
你没事吧，丹？
我不是在哭 只是催泪气体进眼里了
I'm not crying. That's just poison in my eyes.
Let's go. Get your top sheet, all right?
我们走，拿好你的报价单，好吗？
Two seconds. Just one of you.
要快，只能去一个人
迈克，你去
Mike, go.
我开玩笑呢
I'm just kidding.
I got it.
让我来
Jim is gonna kill me.
- 吉姆会杀了我的 - 我们的报价更优厚，比尔
We're better, Bill.
他会把咖啡泼在我脸上
He'll throw a coffee in my face.
我们的报价更优厚
We're better.
(CLEARS THROAT)
在这里稍等
Just wait here a sec.
Mr. Daaervk.
戴尔维先生
这是丹川科曼
This is Dan Trunkman.
这是“脉尖精选”公司的长期采购报价单
And this is Apex Select's.
Long-purchase cost share sheet.
Sit down.
坐下
(SLURPS AIR)
Are you okay?
你还好吗？
没事，只是被一整罐催泪气体喷到了
Yeah. I just got tear-gassed.
A whole canister.
我在人群中被抓住了
I got caught in the crowd and in the horses.
I just got shot, all over.
浑身被橡胶子弹击中
I'm just explaining why I look so effed-up.
我只是解释一下 我为什么看起来这么凌乱
“凌乱”？
"Effed up"?
Um...
“落魄”
"Fucked."
Oh, "fucked." Yes, you do.
哦，“落魄”，是这样
(CHUCKLES)
能让我看看你的美元汇率吗？
Can I see your dollar exchange ratio?
我们对自己的报价很有信心
We feel very strong about our numbers.
是被美化过的
It is fudged a little, hmm?
你换算了两次
You converted it twice.
是的
It is.
It's fudged a little, yeah.
是美化了一点
"Keeblered," as we say.
我们称之为“加工”
- 你们知道？ - 我们知道
You know that? Yeah, we know that.
It's an old trick.
这是老套路
那个老头…
The guy's old who...
解雇他
Fire him.
Uh...
No.
不
他在这份表上煞费苦心
He worked extremely hard on this sheet.
我支持他的做法
I stand by what he did.
我开玩笑呢
I'm just kidding. (LAUGHS)
天呐
Jeez.
我们会辅助你们
We think we would be a complement to you...
不仅是这笔交易 还包括未来
not only on this job, but in the future.
我们把目光投向
And being able to look ahead to the things...
长远的未来
that are gonna be in front of you.
你雇了几个人？
So, how many people do you employ?
两个，连我总共三个
Two. Three of us, altogether.
你雇了几个人？
How many do you?
Oh...
大概二十万
200,000-something.
靠
Fuck.
是啊
Yeah.
三个人管理起来也不容易
But three is tough, too.
只不过方式不同
In a different way.
我创业时只有四个人
I started with four.
Like a family, when you know everyone's name.
我们像一个家庭 你能叫得上每个人的名字
不过也挺累人的
But that can wear on you, too.
Uh...
你的报价更优厚一点
So, this is slightly better.
Bottom line.
算是最终结果
所以，好的
So, okay. Yeah.
你还要不要握手？ 我还要忙别的呢
Are you going to shake my hand?
I have some other shit to do.
要啊
Yeah.
- 太好了 - 好的
Yes. Okay.
这下怎么样？
Who's your daddy, baby?
这下怎么样？
Who's your fucking daddy?
(LAUGHING)
我们成功了
We got it.
(TAPPING)
Oh, my goodness.
哦，我的天
发生什么事了吗？ 我们刚开完会吗？
Did something just happen? Did we just come from a meeting?
有什么好激动的吗？
Did things just get exciting around here?
哦，都瞧好了
Oh, yeah, here it comes.
嘣
Boom.
很好，很漂亮
There it is. Very nice.
逗你呢!
I got you!
圣路易斯
这次出差很辛苦 大家好好休息，周一继续开工
DAN: I know it's been a long trip, but rest up.
Monday, we're back at it.
嘿!我离婚了
Hey! I'm divorced.
就这么简单？
Just like that?
有个离婚手机应用
There's an app.
DAN: Hey, Jim!
嘿，吉姆!
你飞到圣路易斯向你的老板汇报吗？
Did you have to fly to St. Louis to talk to your boss?
是的
Yeah, that's right.
嘿，丹，把你的地址给我吧？
Hey, Dan, can I get your address?
Sure.
当然
因为通常如果有人搞了我 我会给他送花的
Because usually when someone fucks me, I like to send them flowers.
我喜欢康乃馨
I like carnations.
如果你要写卡片 写上我们三个的名字
And if you make out a card, include all three of us...
because it was a three-way.
是我们三个人搞了你
你是我搞的第三个人!
You were my third fuck!
迈克!
ALL: Mike!
兄弟们!
Guys!
哦，伙计!哦，兄弟们!
Oh, man! Oh, you guys!
I missed you! I missed you!
我想你们!我想你们!
哦，等等
Oh, wait. Guys, these are my roommates.
二位，这些是我的室友
托比、塞巴斯蒂安和托比
Tobey and Sebastian and Tobey.
塞巴斯蒂安、托比兄弟 不用我说你们也知道
Sebastian, Tobeys, I don't have to tell you...
you've got one hell of a friend here.
你们有一位很棒的朋友
记得盘问迈克这次出差的经历 这“实在必行”
And it is emperlaten
that you ask Mike about his trip.
因为这家伙有很精彩的“遇艳”故事
Because this cat had some pretty major explers.
是的，我失了处男之身!
Yeah. I lost my virginity! Twice!
两次!
(LAUGHING)
Good stuff, Pancake.
做得很好，潘凯克
- 周一见，伙计 - 好的
See you Monday, pal. Yeah.
- 周一见，迈克 - 再见，伙计们
See you Monday, Mike.
Bye, guys.
你怎么回家？
DAN: How are you getting home?
I'm leaving with a friend.
我要和一个朋友一起走
那不是那个真正的女仆吗？
Is that the, uh, actual maid from...?
We kept in touch.
我们一直有联系
她为什么穿着女仆装？
Why is she wearing her maid outfit?
I asked her nicely, Dan.
我恳请她穿的，丹
老狐狸
Silver fox.
!我喜欢
Boom! I like that.
You remember Dan?
还记得丹吗？
Hello. Hi. Pleasure.
- 你好 - 你好
Nice to meet you.
很高兴见到你
- 我们该走了 - 好的
We should go. Okay.
好的
Great.
Thanks.
谢谢
Thank you, Tim.
谢谢你，蒂姆
还站在这里干嘛？
Why are you standing here?
你不是要去尝试“推车”式吗？
Don't you have a wheelbarrow you're supposed to be jumping into?
Daddy! Hey!
- 爸爸! - 嘿!
Oh! (GIGGLES)
Come on!
来吧!
- 你好吗，亲爱的？ - 我很好
How are you, sweetheart? I'm good.
我们走，怎么样？
Let's go. What do you say?
- 你还好吗？ - 很好!
You doing good? Yeah!
All right.
好的
这个家伙怎么了？ 你连车门都不出了吗？
Hey, what's going on with this guy, here?
You don't get out of the car anymore?
- 你太老了吗？ - 嘿，爸爸
What are you, too old? Hey, Dad.
How are you? All right.
你好吗？好的
走吧，我们回家去
Come on, let's get going here.
Good to see you guys. Jump on in, I'll be in in a minute.
很高兴见到你们 上车吧，我马上就来
- 嗨，美女 - 嗨!
Hi, beautiful. How are you? Hi!
你好吗？
很高兴见到你
SUSAN: Good to see you!
你可回来了
So glad you're back.
这一周很辛苦
It's been a tough week.
- 我来开车怎么样？ - 好啊
How about I drive? Yes, please.
Flügelschlagen.
Flugelschlagen
- 什么？ - 我出差的时候学的
What? Something I learned on my trip.
It means, "You have to fight like hell..."
意思是“你必须殊死拚搏
“但不要忘了偶尔放松
"but don't forget to catch your breath now and then..."
“并相信一切都会好起来的”
"and realize that everything's gonna be all right."
Or it means "turn left," probably. (LAUGHS)
也可能是“左转弯”的意思
- 嘿，你有作业呢，是吗？ - 是的
Hey, you have your assignment, yes? Yes.
今天就该交了
Because it's due today.
- 关于“爸爸”的那个？ - 是的
The "Dad" one? Yeah.
该死，我还在写…
Shit. I was still working...
我写了，写完了
I wrote it. I did it.
你写好了？
You finished it?
Mmm-hmm.
很好，她大概只用了两秒钟
SUSAN: It's good.
She wrote it in, like, two seconds.
(SINGING) Can you feel?
你爸爸是什么样的？
我爸爸就是在其他人疲惫的时候 自己坚持开车的那个人
Can you feel it?
Now it's coming back.
We can steal it.
If we bridge this gap
I can see you.
Through the curtains of the waterfall.
When I lost it.
Yeah, you held my hand.
But I tossed it.
Didn 't understand.
You were waiting.
As I dove into the waterfall.
So say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
Can you feel...
my love?
Bombs away Bombs away.
Bombs away.
Say Geronimo!
Well, we rushed it.
Moving way too fast.
That we crushed it.
But it's in the past.
We can make this leap.
Through the curtains of the waterfall.
So say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
Can you feel...
my love?
Bombs away Bombs away.
Bombs away.
Well, I'm just a boy.
With a broken toy.
All lost and coy.
At the curtains of the waterfall.
So it's here I stand.
As a broken man.
But I've found my friend.
At the curtains of the waterfall.
Now I'm falling down.
Through the crashing sound.
And you've come around.
At the curtains of the waterfall.
And you rushed to me.
And it sets us free.
So I fall to my knees.
At the curtains of the waterfall.
When the world is turning in the wrong direction.
And every wave seems to be crashing at your feet.
Running circles doesn't lead to inspiration.
When you're at the end.
You're at the start again.
Time's moving too slow.
One foot out the door.
Binds you flat but know that you're not alone.
Take a hand from me.
You know what we'll be, you'll see.
If we fall and if we break.
There will be another chance today.
Take a hand from me
I believe that we can find our destination.
The journey's just begun.
Two is more than one.
Time's moving too slow.
One foot out the door.
Binds you flat but know that you're not alone.
Take a hand from me.
You know what we'll be, you'll see.
If we fall and if we break.
There will be another chance today.
Take a hand from me.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh.
Take a hand from me
翻译：[杨晓斌]/[Deluxe]